How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Why did the nurse carry a red pen?
In case she needed to draw blood.
I was sitting at a red light with my family, when all of a sudden I said "Look, son! A super hero!"
The doctor said I can’t have any more red meat
So I started cooking my steaks well done.
Why do nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they need to draw blood.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you call a red-headed ninja?
A ginja!
(Straight from my red-headed teacher who has this nickname from his in-laws)
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
What's red and bad for your teeth?
What's furry, red and flat?
Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
Long live Rudolph the red
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!
I know a baker who has red hair.
He was the original ginger bread man.
What's red and invisible?
What burns longer; a red candle or a blue candle?
Neither; they both burn shorter!
The police caught the teflon thief red-handed
And yet, the prosecution couldn't make the charges stick
Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned...
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...
I told her I was just completely sunburnt
I red a joke about colors once.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.
I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
Why do farmers wear red suspenders?
I red a book about colors...
How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Why did the nurse carry around a red pen?
Just incase she had to draw blood
Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
What's blue and smells like red paint?
How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What did the green light say to the red light?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
Why do people Say Red It?
Because people use Reddit.
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What is red and bad for your teeth?
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw some blood
What's red and bad for your teeth?
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