Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"

But I joke other places, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojaengi
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Reddit comments always have the best puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/widefaceviki
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it’s best to dodge making puns on reddit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wheezy48
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Best pun I witnessed on reddit.

>Dad fixing roof.

>ladder falls

Dad "geues ill have to count on you" Son shouts " I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/susgunner-
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What's the best way to boost your Reddit karma?

Use cReddit Karma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lobsterbash
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My friend told me a joke about the second best reddit award

It was gold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alboy122303
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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A simple spelling mistake brings out the best of Reddit.

Ah - the good ol' Mazda meowta

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/9sgqbx/car_vs_dragons/e8oni93?utm_source=reddit-android

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PJozi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I had a dream last night that I posted the best Dad joke ever on Reddit,

Thanks for making my dream come true.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Reddit comments are always the best
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjkdash12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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One of the best Reddit puns I've seen in a while
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travelator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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Reddit Gold to whoever can make the best pun with my last name?!

My last name is "Guo" Some puns include Guoaway or Guorgeous :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davidguo25
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Best of Reddit puns: " I've never regretted a single moment of my wedding day up until I read the words "Yes, I didgeridoo, m8". I'm gonna have to remarry my missus. " ... " Didgeridoo your wedding yet? " reddit.com/r/worldnews/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BothBawlz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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FIRST reddit post! Best/worst dad joke ever

Dad hands me a candy, me: "Wonderful!"

Dad hands me another candy, dad: "Two-derful!"

This just happened. Help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comehereiloveyou
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My best to Reddit’s dedicated moth-enthusiast community. Today we celebrate you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Gravity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillSpyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.

Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.

  • Post/comment must have been made in the year 2020.

  • Anybody can nominate.

  • One person can nominate maximum of 1 post or comment.

Prizes:

1 month reddit premium (no ads on your feed) and access to the reddit lounge to the exceptional post/comment.

Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)

All the best!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
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Wow just wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oracle_3605
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Found this on r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
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What did yoda say when he saw himself on a HD tv?

HDMI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanosPizzaCrust
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What do you call Iraq when you Zoom in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasuallyCritical
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did the blonde divorcΓ©e keep her bullets in the refrigerator?

Because she was told, β€œRevenge is a dish best served cold.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
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From an ask reddit thread imgur.com/MEZJ4R0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pricers
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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NePasToucher
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Help Requested from the Reddit Pun community

I am tasked with naming an informational medical podcast about Overactive Bladder. Wanting a fun - pun type name for this. So far the best I’ve come up with is β€œUrine the Know”. TIA Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tysenburg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vvarx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Front lawn dad joke #20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bicureyooz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Dad Jokers of Reddit, I need your help

I’m about to ask a friend of mine to Prom, and she’s an exchange student from Denmark. She’s also a huge fan of puns.

Thus, I’ve come to the finest community of Reddit in search of a good Denmark pun. What’s your best??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitrodragon523
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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A daily pun thread

I propose we start a daily competition.

Each day the winner of the pervious days thread provides the word for the day.

Then you lovely lot will go off into reddit and try make the best pun around that word/phrase you can, and link your best result in that days thread. The comment with the most up votes wins for the day. Only one pun per account per day.

Ill start with a relatively easy one: Pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biddlyboing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Superhero or Villain Puns?

I'm going to a Halloween party next week where the theme is Heroes and Villains. The best thing I can think of right now is going as a sub (aka a "hero" sandwich), but I'm sure I can do better and I'm stuck. Hit me with your best, reddit.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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need puns for gnctr team name

hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!

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[MOD POST] Hunting for an additional moderator. Read and apply within.

EDIT: I am now closing applications and will make a decision in the next day or so. Thank you to everybody who applied - the general enthusiasm and support is wonderful to see.

( as this is a self post, I receive no karma - however I would appreciate it if you upvoted purely for visibility <3 )

Hey everybody,

The /r/dadjokes community is now over 85,000 subscribers strong. That's pretty great. Pretty super great.

Thus far, over the entire existence of this sub, I have been the only mod. Quietly watching, taking your feedback, removing a post here, approving another there - doing my best not to interfere too much. I'm going to be honest, it hasn't been that hard.

You lot are generally a pretty nice bunch, give or take a few of the more vocal lunatics. There isn't usually a lot of work to be done, or issues that need resolving.

That said, I'm not awake all the time. I can't lurk on Reddit all the time. I don't have all-seeing eyes.

So it's about time I gave another pair of eyes moderator status and entrusted those eyes with a duty of care.

Let's get down to the chase; here's what I'm looking for in an additional mod:

  • You live in a very different timezone to Syd, AU - GMT+10
  • You have a good sense of humour
  • You're not in this purely to grow your 'net rep
  • You're interested in being fair, and maintaining fairness
  • You maintain civility in yourself and your responses at all times
  • You have a bit of time every day to go through reports, spam, and post comments
  • You understand that your moderatorship will initially be a trial, and can be revoked at any time if you aren't being magical and rad
  • Some general CSS/subreddit formatting knowledge wouldn't go astray, but is not required

Here's what I am not looking for:

  • Strong, cemented opinions about what constitutes a dad joke and what doesn't - everybody's dad and humour is different
  • An overzealous post remover - I am not looking for an enforcer, the title moderator implies moderation
  • A(nother) dictator - it is my preference that this subreddit be gently guided, and not forcibly ruled, we let the community find itself and we listen to what they say

If you wish to apply for the title and duty of being a moderator to /r/dadjokes, simply state your case (why you should be selected, what benefits or experience you bring, etc) in a comment reply to this thread. I will then get in touch with the most worthy seeming applicants. Upvotes and downvites will not be taken int

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
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[request] I need the worst puns ever

all of my friends hate puns to the core, but i love them so so much and i like to annoy them with the really really bad ones, so give me your best reddit and make me proud :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xfatalcurex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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The man who saved Reddit

In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.

Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is ground down and hidden away, and the resistance is loosing its will.

A small group of contributors to reddit, huddled together in a bunker beneath barely-waving flags of Snoo, worked tirelessly to repost new ideas from around the internet, to release ideas from their chains, and make speech free ... again!

But it was not to be - a gang of the governments anti-piracy enforcers descended on this, the last bastion of humankind's will to share-freely. Arriving in an armored bus, ten shock-troopers breached the bunker and it looked like the day was lost.

Fortunately for us all, one brave redditor led the collective out a back entrance and they circled to the driveway. This leader told the other redditors to wait in the bushes while he overpowered the one soldier left guarding the transport. There was a flash of movement, a crack from a fallen branch as it struck the guard, and then, stolen keys in hand, the hero revved the engine and told the redditors to pile in.

He had to will himself ignore the gas gauge as he floored the accelerator on the 25,000 pound ticket to freedom - there was only survival or defeat, and nothing in between. Sirens came alive behind him as he rushed for the border to the promised land, to the Free-North.

As the engine begins to cough, the titanic weight of the transport cleaves the barricades asunder and the pursuing vehichles have to hard-brake to avoid skidding beyond their corrupt jurisdiction. Both exhausted and elated, the redditors follow their hero to the freedom promised by their new surroundings ... but their peril is not yet passed.

Though most of the pirate-hunters glower from the south-side of the border, one special agent has crossed over and is speaking with the border guards. The tension is thick. A long-faced guard turns to the newcomers, clearly troubled by what he must do.

"Folks," he says, a pained look on his kindly face, "I'm sorry, to do this, don't cha' know, but I got no choice, eh!"

Confused, the redditors look to one another, and tremble as they notice the agent's smug expression, greedy eyes fixed on the leader of the exodus.

"Look here, now, you are all welcome here, of course, and since speech is free here, we are

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I've been torturing my daughter, vol. 4

The fourth album is often the best.

Credit to the original submitters. Thanks for keeping me funny, dads.

EDIT: Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoffevans
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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Need a pun for a name with geography, world locations, etc.

Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinking_too_hard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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Christmas Jokes Wanted

Every year mum goes to the trouble of putting a christmas joke in everyones bon bon at christmas dinner. After many years finding new ones is becoming more difficult. I ask you, the good people of reddit. Hit me with your best christmas joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paperwaste
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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/r/DadJokes for the lazy - A video with some of the best one-liner dad jokes submitted in 2016

https://youtu.be/15JgRNjVM8E

After browsing through some of the past year's posts, I decided to make this video capturing some of the best of what was posted here! All one-liners that translate well do video. Hope you enjoy the recap of the year!

If people like this, I may start making a series of some of the top subs posts as "Reddit for the Lazy" videos, a tl;dr of the top posts, in a single-click video!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1banana2split
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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Parents attended pirate night at the church - find the pun.

The local congregation held a pirate-themed fundraising dinner, my parents attended, this picture ensued. I missed the pun out of the gates - how long will it take /r/dadjokes?

(spacing for mobile users)

http://imgur.com/1UsHwvH

May the best dadjoker win! Groan-inducing hint to arrive in 1hr.

Edit: looks like I have a lot to learn... Goodnight reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emcniece
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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Pun Day tomorrow!

Our country needs a day to honor the art of puns. My friends and I decided that the best way to do this is to have an annual Pun Day. This day always falls on the same Monday in January as MLK Day, and is barrels of fun. (Like monkeys)

So A) I would like to spread the reaches of Pun Day, maybe have others across the nation share it. and B) If you would like to follow my puns tomorrow, add me on snapchat @BillySakmann. Be sure to say you're from Reddit. Thanks and happy punning! I'm going to be spending a lot of thyme in the kitchen tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neonpanda96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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Dad joke in an AskReddit thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dameski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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Dadjoked by his own daughter (x-post from /r/Disney)

"My four year old daughter just made the best joke of her life regarding Mulan:
So we are all sitting here watching Disney Jr and they have a commercial for Mulan. I say 'Look, it's Fa Mulan!' To which she immediately responds 'Sometimes Mulan is Fa and sometimes she's near.' She didn't really understand why her mommy and daddy were rolling on the floor laughing!" Original post. Sorry if this isn't a proper post, I was kinda wishy-washy about posting unoriginal content but it made me laugh and I just had to share it! Hope it made ya smile :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daybreak_Comet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2014
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Redditor dad joked in /r/aww

/r/mitchstanton > That dog is amazing with kids!

/r/jeffontiv17 > Wonder how much he charges per hour.

/r/crash7800 > Looks like quite a few times, but he's just funning. Won't really knock her over.

Link to comment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mantis_Pantis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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The reddit logo is the biggest dad joke ever.

[Its name is Snoo.] (http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1vrivy/what_is_your_best_i_cant_believe_i_never_noticed/ceva0sg)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetannerainsley
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