Why did F get coal for Christmas? Because it was not E.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas. They should have gotten old bi den.
“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”
Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!
-Knock knock
-Who is it?
-Mary
-Mary who?
-Merry Christmas Reddit!
(This is a true story.)
Usually this is my Dad. My Mom will be opening presents all day, and Dad is done after he unwraps his three gifts.
We really give him a hard time and he loves it. He's a champ.
Well one year, we're opening gifts, and my brother's got almost nothing in his little pile. He had recently bought a house and his main gift was a garden hose.
This is exciting because we're gonna just tear into him. He is a good sport and he is ready to bask in the glory of his Christmas failure.
We finish the unwrapping and my Dad looks over to him and says "Well son, you really got hosed this year".
P.S. I am x-posting my own comment from an AskReddit thread at someone's suggestion, and definitely NOT in a shameless quest for karma.
Every year mum goes to the trouble of putting a christmas joke in everyones bon bon at christmas dinner. After many years finding new ones is becoming more difficult. I ask you, the good people of reddit. Hit me with your best christmas joke.
