Pink Freud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarPewBall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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What's small, pink and triangular?

A small pink triangle

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Damn this pink salt is looking real good today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchoulius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....

are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSEiGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaneTuesday
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?

Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"

I said "No. Just pink elephants."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.

I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_normski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?

The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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How does Pink order takeout?

I'm comin' up so you better get this pad-thai started.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgsyzygy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What’s pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iainmacg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.

It was bignomeial.

Courtesy of my dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead-ant, dead-ant,

Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Pink Panther's To Do List
  1. To Do
  2. To Do
  3. To Do To Do To Do To Do
  4. To Doooooooo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cartermanandpie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ims666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Pink Floyd.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?

Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?

To do To do To do To do To do To to to to dooooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglygod2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What type of pants does pink panther wear?

Denim, Denim, Denim Denim Denim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCat042
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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3 guys walk into a pink hotel

Three guys walk into a pink hotel, they go threw a pink door, it's the pink reception desk and sign into the pink book. The lady dressed in pink walks them up the pink stairs, down a pink hall then gives them the pink keys to their pink rooms. They all walk into their pink room, put their suitcases down on the pink carpet, then place their clothes in a pink cupboard. They have a bath in their pink shower and dry themselves with the pink towels. They finally go to sleep in the pink beds. They wake in the morning and go downstairs to have breakfast. They have their pink bowls, pink cups and pink cutlery. When they are asked what they want for breakfast one man says he will have weatbix and the other two say they want cornflakes. Once they are finished their food, they pack their suitcases up and leave the pink hotel. The moral of this story is that two out of three people prefer cornflakes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flurowolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I've been trying to think of a Pink Floyd pun...

but it's beaten me, I've hit a wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggaTriggaSnigga
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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A little girl said my pink shirt is gay

Me: of course it is, it just came out of the closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeeJason
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...

I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_leprechaun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant. Dead aaaaaaaaaaaant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdonisGksu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What's the difference between pink and purple?

Your grip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwolve378
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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My kid was asking why flamingos were pink.

I told him that is the pigment in the shrimp....

The pink-ment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeK9999999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What kind of street does the Pink Panther live on?

Dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merlindog15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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A Pink-Backed Pelican waddles into a bar...

He orders two pints of lager, a shot of whiskey and a packet of salted cashews. The bartender says, β€œAnd how will you be paying for all this?” The Pink-Backed Pelican ruffles his feathers and replies, β€œPut it on my bill.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EllisDeWald
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Pink Floyd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-A-R-N-Y-A-R-D-Y
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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When I order a steak I prefer it pink in the middle. Sometimes red...

But that's rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greg_zielinski
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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What did the Pink Panther say to his misbehaving son during a diaper change?

Butt up - butt up - butt up butt up butt up butt up butt up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BriGuySupreme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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What’s pink and always wet?

Pink lemonade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinbluecolor
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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What’s pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff. What’s yellow and fluffy? Yellow fluff. What’s blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it’s breath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenbradshaw85
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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What would happen if all the cars in the country were painted pink?

We’d have a pink car-nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I've been listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall lately and my friends tell me I need drugs to have a good experience with it

But I don't think I need anything at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePurpleArrow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2015
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Pink Panthers TO DO list
  1. TODO
  2. TODO
  3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikodeimus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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I suffer from the persistent delusion that I'm striped brown, white, and pink.

It's called a Neapolitan complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Pink Lemonade

We were sitting in a Mexican restaurant and my dad ordered a pink lemonade.

Mom: What makes it pink? Dad: The color.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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What's pink and fluffy ?

Pink fluff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdGacey
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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What do you call a love song by Pink Floyd?

Snog rock.

(An actual joke by my dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubsBilby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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If everyone in the US drove a pink car

We's have a pink car nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bodie1550
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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What does the Pink Panther's to do list look like?

To do

To do

To do, to do, to do

To do, to doooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhodechill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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I named a blue and pink drink I created, "boy or girl"

Whenever girls at the party asked for "a boy or girl", I responded:

"Cool, give me about 9 months and 30 seconds"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_from_detroit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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Probably vulgar, but then that's my dad: What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last hit was the wall.

I was told this mere weeks after Di passed, and I'm notorious for still citing it as my favorite joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ispitinyourcoke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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I do have a lot of pink pants

Wife: Why do you have a lot of pink pants?

Me: I'm the Pink Pantser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/de-tached
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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Pink Freud: The Dark side of the Mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zim_Roxo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2012
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What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their biggest hit was the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanTil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on a bug?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What’s pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swimtoodeep
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a ant pile?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant, Dead ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panther_6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-_-kman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnt, dead dead dead dead ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGibbs24
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a bug?

Dead ant.. dead ant.. dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackMcCracken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What’s pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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