I've been listening to Pink Floyd for an hour.

I think I'll skip to track 2 now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westtxfun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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So this guy goes hunting with his friend and his friend asks why he is wearing pink camo

He answered, well i went to the camo store and this was the only thing that stood out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentient_potato1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Pink Freud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarPewBall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac

We’d have a pink car-nation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Whats pink and slippery

Pink slippers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDarragoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.

Frankly, it's not her bismuth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog

It’s a bit of a running joke in the family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndyWR10
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...

No, pigs do that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaneTuesday
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What's small, pink and triangular?

A small pink triangle

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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We can't decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery

It's an infantile problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Damn this pink salt is looking real good today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchoulius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....

are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSEiGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.

I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_normski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?

Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Pink Panther's To Do List
  1. To Do
  2. To Do
  3. To Do To Do To Do To Do
  4. To Doooooooo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cartermanandpie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?

The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"

I said "No. Just pink elephants."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead-ant, dead-ant,

Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How does Pink order takeout?

I'm comin' up so you better get this pad-thai started.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgsyzygy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What’s pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iainmacg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.

It was bignomeial.

Courtesy of my dad.

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What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ims666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Pink Floyd.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?

Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What type of pants does pink panther wear?

Denim, Denim, Denim Denim Denim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCat042
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...

I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_leprechaun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?

To do To do To do To do To do To to to to dooooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglygod2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I've been trying to think of a Pink Floyd pun...

but it's beaten me, I've hit a wall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggaTriggaSnigga
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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3 guys walk into a pink hotel

Three guys walk into a pink hotel, they go threw a pink door, it's the pink reception desk and sign into the pink book. The lady dressed in pink walks them up the pink stairs, down a pink hall then gives them the pink keys to their pink rooms. They all walk into their pink room, put their suitcases down on the pink carpet, then place their clothes in a pink cupboard. They have a bath in their pink shower and dry themselves with the pink towels. They finally go to sleep in the pink beds. They wake in the morning and go downstairs to have breakfast. They have their pink bowls, pink cups and pink cutlery. When they are asked what they want for breakfast one man says he will have weatbix and the other two say they want cornflakes. Once they are finished their food, they pack their suitcases up and leave the pink hotel. The moral of this story is that two out of three people prefer cornflakes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flurowolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What's the difference between pink and purple?

Your grip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwolve378
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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A little girl said my pink shirt is gay

Me: of course it is, it just came out of the closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeeJason
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant. Dead aaaaaaaaaaaant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdonisGksu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What kind of street does the Pink Panther live on?

Dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merlindog15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Pink Floyd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-A-R-N-Y-A-R-D-Y
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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What’s pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swimtoodeep
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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