The Pink Panther Puns

Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....

Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn

Dead-ant, dead-ant,

Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

Dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.

Butt up - butt up - butt up butt up butt up butt up butt up!

To do

To do

To do, to do, to do

To do, to doooo

What does the Pink Panther say when he knocked over an ant hill?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant... dead ant dead ant....

Dad: It's the Pink Panther.

Me: I don't get it.

Dad: Dead ant, dead ant...

He made up for it by giving me a replacement keyboard at least.

When I told my wife about it later, I told her that I dispatched it, Pink Panther style.

"What does that mean?" she asked me.

I told her that it means that the bug is now a

dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant ... as sung to the Pink Panther theme.

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant. Dead aaaaaaaaaaaant.

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant, Dead ant.

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnt, dead dead dead dead ant.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant! (to the tune of the Pink Panther theme)