How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?

Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.

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👤︎ u/ferkeshu
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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My dad just dropped this one on me and then couldn't stop laughing

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant! (to the tune of the Pink Panther theme)

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👤︎ u/EvTheSmev
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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There was a big black ant in my garage last night ...

When I told my wife about it later, I told her that I dispatched it, Pink Panther style.

"What does that mean?" she asked me.

I told her that it means that the bug is now a

dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant ... as sung to the Pink Panther theme.

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👤︎ u/dedtired
📅︎ May 11 2015
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