I think I look great in purple

It really makes me look like a prince among men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulSC97568
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, damn it! Breathe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My house was painted a bright purple, so I changed it to brown, then purple again...

I went back to the fuchsia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What do you call a buffalo that's pink, blue and purple?

A BIson!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGKZMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Son: Dad what rhymes with purple?

Me: No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvesh_parab
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Why doesn’t magneto wear purple anymore ?

Because the β€œDays of Fuchsia Passed”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish-Emotional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My least favourite colour is purple

I hate it more than blue and red combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hercules_ZH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.

The survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBelpit68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why did Magneto stop wearing his purple suit?

Because the days of fuchsia past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"

"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"

I've never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwuzwhatiwuz
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a purple fawn.

Laven-deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?

A naughty plum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upiboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a purple dog?

A grape dane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gangsta_seal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom

with much aplomb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?

Adorable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Where do you buy Purple things?

From the La-vendor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Rueben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple...

...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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whats the difference between red and purple?

your grip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordanvbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What’s purple and screams?

A damson in distress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shotgun883
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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It is purple/red and makes a nibbling sound when you squat in the grass

Vegetarian hemorrhoids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meegja
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple...

Not fucking blue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViciousKoala
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Could I get arrested for having purple flowers in my home?

I know that cops take a dim view of domestic violets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Hear about my purple neighbors?

Apparently they had to mauve out. After all, they were too violet with one another, plum too loud, and one was a fuschiative of the law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.

It's a natural selection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What's purple and has a queen?

Grape Britain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?

It makes a splash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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The paper this was printed on has a purple grain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why is the Kool-Aid Man red instead of purple?

Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falsenorth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?

Grape Britain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why doesn’t Magneto wear purple anymore?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LorimIronheart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE! JUST BREATHE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATH!!

Edit: breathe..dammit

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe damn it, breathe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape

Breathe idiot, breathe!

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theroutesetters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Son: What rhymes with purple?

Dad: No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EfficientRoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Son: What rhymes with purple

Dad: No it doesn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_J_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My least favorite color is purple

I hate it more than blue and red combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe you fool breath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henry_BDM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Purple

Son: what rhymes with purple Dad: no it doesn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Forrest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What rhymes with purple?

No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingoffire1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Son: What rhymes with purple?

Dad: No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?

"BREATH MAN, BREATH!!!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danspud69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Purple is my favorite colour!

I like it more than blue and red combined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryLONGPotato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape ??

BREATHE !!!!

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireworkbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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