I think I look great in purple
It really makes me look like a prince among men
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
My house was painted a bright purple, so I changed it to brown, then purple again...
I went back to the fuchsia
What do you call a buffalo that's pink, blue and purple?
Son: Dad what rhymes with purple?
Why doesn’t magneto wear purple anymore ?
Because the “Days of Fuchsia Passed”
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.
The survivors were marooned.
Why did Magneto stop wearing his purple suit?
Because the days of fuchsia past
My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"
"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"
I've never been so proud.
What do you call a purple fawn.
What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?
What do you call a purple dog?
"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom
What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
Where do you buy Purple things?
I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple...
...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.
whats the difference between red and purple?
What’s purple and screams?
It is purple/red and makes a nibbling sound when you squat in the grass
Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple...
Could I get arrested for having purple flowers in my home?
I know that cops take a dim view of domestic violets.
Hear about my purple neighbors?
Apparently they had to mauve out. After all, they were too violet with one another, plum too loud, and one was a fuschiative of the law.
Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.
It's a natural selection.
What's purple and has a queen?
What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
The paper this was printed on has a purple grain
Why is the Kool-Aid Man red instead of purple?
Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?
Why doesn’t Magneto wear purple anymore?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
Son: What rhymes with purple?
Son: What rhymes with purple
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
My least favorite color is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Purple
Son: what rhymes with purple
Dad: no it doesn't
Son: What rhymes with purple?
What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?
Purple is my favorite colour!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape ??
BREATHE !!!!
Edit: spelling
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