What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
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Son: Dad what rhymes with purple?
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Why doesnβt magneto wear purple anymore ?
Because the βDays of Fuchsia Passedβ
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did Magneto stop wearing his purple suit?
Because the days of fuchsia past
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.
The survivors were marooned.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What do you call a purple fawn.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"
"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"
I've never been so proud.
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︎ May 16 2019
"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What do you call a purple dog?
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Where do you buy Purple things?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
whats the difference between red and purple?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Whatβs purple and screams?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple...
...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
It is purple/red and makes a nibbling sound when you squat in the grass
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︎ May 04 2020
Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple...
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.
It's a natural selection.
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Could I get arrested for having purple flowers in my home?
I know that cops take a dim view of domestic violets.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Hear about my purple neighbors?
Apparently they had to mauve out. After all, they were too violet with one another, plum too loud, and one was a fuschiative of the law.
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What's purple and has a queen?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Whatβs purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why is the Kool-Aid Man red instead of purple?
Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
The paper this was printed on has a purple grain
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The doctor diagnosed me with colorblind. It came to me right out of the purple.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Why doesnβt Magneto wear purple anymore?
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︎ Oct 04 2017
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe damn it, breathe!"
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Son: What rhymes with purple
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Son: What rhymes with purple?
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︎ Jan 11 2020
My least favorite color is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Purple
Son: what rhymes with purple
Dad: no it doesn't
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What rhymes with purple?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Son: What rhymes with purple?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Purple is my favorite colour!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
What did the green grape say to the purple grape ??
BREATHE !!!!
Edit: spelling
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!
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︎ Sep 18 2018
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Purple is my favorite color
I like it More than red and blue combined.
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