Hue hue hue
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Last week there was manatee appreciation day, and Crayola retired the colour Dandelion. Oh, the Hue Manatee!
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︎ Apr 02 2017
Oh, the hue-manatee!
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︎ Jan 27 2013
If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt
You officially hit rock bottom
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︎ May 14 2021
Whats blue and not heavy?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says Iβm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
A brand new type of tea!
There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.
It's called hue-midi-tea.
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︎ May 04 2021
I punched my monitor...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Hubs is gonna be late tonight
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︎ Aug 29 2019
How does a color laugh?
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I ain't taking no shade on this!
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︎ May 09 2020
I was hanging out with my French friend
We were talking about his daughter Patience, who had contracted an illness and started glowing green. To tell me he sat me down, looked me in the eyes and said; "Patience is a vert hue,".
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Nobody is perfect
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︎ Jan 25 2018
How do you know if it's a dad joke?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What do you call a person of colour?
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︎ Jul 10 2017
Is /r/dadjokes dying?
Nobody's posted anything all year!
Happy New Year /r/dadjokes. May you tolerate hundreds of iterations of this kind of joke in the coming days.
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︎ Jan 01 2014
Why hasn't Abraham Lincoln ever been charged with a crime?
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︎ Jan 27 2017
I doubt being colorblind is a hugh problem
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︎ Mar 16 2019
I would consider myself a pretty rad dad, so here you go: "Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"
"Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"
Because he was a PDF File!
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︎ Jan 21 2014
A daughter asked her father, "Why are they called shoes?"
The father said it was a very old story about two inventors named Johnson and Hues. One day Hues was working feverishly on his latest project and talking to himself out loud. Unfortunately for Johnson, his project was not going well and Hues' constant chatter was getting on his last nerve. Suddenly, Hues lept from his chair in excitement and said "I finally did it!" "I finally invented a protective layer of apparel to be worn on the feet!" Johnson was a timid man that never attempted to stifle Hues' talking, but he was about to snap. At last, Hues cried out one last time to himself "...but what shall I call them?", to which Johnson finally retorted, "SSSSHHHH, Hues!"
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︎ Jun 28 2020
My 3 yr old son didn't realize it but he told me a good dadjoke
As I'm holding my son, he begins to pretend his hands are spiders and starts wiggling the tips of his fingers on my arm and then says
"These spiders are crawling on you because they're Daddy Long Legs"
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︎ Aug 05 2015
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
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︎ Sep 11 2016
Was painting with the Mrs. last night and...
...she told me that we didn't have a color we needed.
So this morning I said "I had a dream last night that I found that color for you, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination."
Got a groan from her, mission accomplished.
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︎ Jul 17 2014
Whale cum.
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︎ Jul 03 2014
What do you call a stoned prince?
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︎ Aug 26 2018
There was a collision at sea between two tankers...one carrying blue paint, one carrying red paint.
There were no casualties but a number of crewmen were marooned.
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︎ Sep 30 2016
What do you call a manatee with arms and legs?
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︎ Jul 02 2017
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︎ Sep 16 2015
Wannt know who gives color to my life?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
What do you call a turtle crossed with a porcupine?
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︎ Nov 12 2016
My horse has spots of many different colors, so I decided to put things on his feet of many different colors...
It's a great set of horse hues.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
I heard about the new Battlefront game from EA
So I asked ten of my son's friends whether they want to buy a different game console to get away from EA and did a follow up a few weeks later. After calculating and comparing the results from the surveys I came to the conclusion that: Nine in ten do switch.
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︎ Nov 21 2017
Found this gem while Apple picking
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︎ Oct 21 2013
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
They killed the colourful whale on porpoise!
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Whatβs the difference between a black person, white person, and a Mexican?
Nothing, except the hue man.
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︎ May 07 2019
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues
Shamelessly stolen from @techconnectify on Twitter and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0tKL1T7wFoYcxCe0xjN6Q)
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What do you call a colorful dad?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Grandma wanted to be cool like the grandkids...
So she got her hip replaced.
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︎ Aug 21 2015
Set em up with an interesting fact, knock em down with a dad joke.
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︎ Nov 09 2013
Me to Dude: Hi, I'm Amy.
Dude to Me: Hi, I'm Hugh.
Me: Did you say Hue? That name is so... colorful. ;)
He just blinked at me so I think this probably could also belong in r/thisiswhyimsingle if that's a thing.
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︎ Oct 21 2017
I drank some food coloring by accident...
I feel like I dyed a little inside.
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︎ Mar 28 2015
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