The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
We were talking about his daughter Patience, who had contracted an illness and started glowing green. To tell me he sat me down, looked me in the eyes and said; "Patience is a vert hue,".
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
The humor is a parent.
The father said it was a very old story about two inventors named Johnson and Hues. One day Hues was working feverishly on his latest project and talking to himself out loud. Unfortunately for Johnson, his project was not going well and Hues' constant chatter was getting on his last nerve. Suddenly, Hues lept from his chair in excitement and said "I finally did it!" "I finally invented a protective layer of apparel to be worn on the feet!" Johnson was a timid man that never attempted to stifle Hues' talking, but he was about to snap. At last, Hues cried out one last time to himself "...but what shall I call them?", to which Johnson finally retorted, "SSSSHHHH, Hues!"
A 'hue' man.
He's in a cent.
Nobody's posted anything all year!
Happy New Year /r/dadjokes. May you tolerate hundreds of iterations of this kind of joke in the coming days.
"Why wasn't the document allowed at the children's party?"
Because he was a PDF File!
As I'm holding my son, he begins to pretend his hands are spiders and starts wiggling the tips of his fingers on my arm and then says
"These spiders are crawling on you because they're Daddy Long Legs"
I want hue.
...she told me that we didn't have a color we needed.
So this morning I said "I had a dream last night that I found that color for you, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination."
Got a groan from her, mission accomplished.
Your highness
Humanatee
There were no casualties but a number of crewmen were marooned.
It's a great set of horse hues.
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
A slowpoke
Oh the hue-manatee!
So I asked ten of my son's friends whether they want to buy a different game console to get away from EA and did a follow up a few weeks later. After calculating and comparing the results from the surveys I came to the conclusion that: Nine in ten do switch.
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues
Shamelessly stolen from @techconnectify on Twitter and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0tKL1T7wFoYcxCe0xjN6Q)
Nothing, except the hue man.
So she got her hip replaced.
Dude to Me: Hi, I'm Hugh. Me: Did you say Hue? That name is so... colorful. ;)
He just blinked at me so I think this probably could also belong in r/thisiswhyimsingle if that's a thing.
I can’t deal with all the Fake Hues!
He just said "Oh, the hue manatee."
It's not hue, it's me.
A hue-man
I feel like I dyed a little inside.
