Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
that came completely out of the orange
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
I see red people
Yeah it blue up.
It was always so jaded.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
Yellow, because they certainly seem to color the furniture in it a lot.
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
They are the only colors I see.
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
That was out of the blue.
I hate it more than blue and red combined
America: flavor England: flavour
England: what are you doing? America: I’m just getting rid of u
It'll cyan out
But it just turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.
A pool table.