I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says Iβm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
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︎ Jan 14 2021
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I applied a red food coloring to my sheep.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I ate some food coloring
The doctor said I'm okay
But inside I'm dyeing
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I'm dying inside.
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︎ May 02 2018
I drank a bottle of food coloring..
I dyed a little on the inside...then I blue chunks
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︎ Jan 27 2020
My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
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︎ Apr 05 2018
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︎ Sep 01 2019
What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?
They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.
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︎ Jul 03 2016
Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadnβt brushed your teeth properly?
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
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︎ Dec 12 2019
What song do stylists listen to when coloring hair?
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︎ Nov 07 2018
I'm thinking about starting a publication for bookworms who enjoy jokes about food coloring
I'll call it Readers Dye Jest
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I warned my wife not to put food coloring in our kids food
Donβt want them to dye inside!
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︎ Jul 10 2019
Is food coloring bad for you?
Every time I eat it I feel like my insides are dying.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
I attached a coloring book to my shoulder when I went to the funeral
Just in case someone needed a shoulder to crayon
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︎ May 04 2019
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
A lot of kids these days are taking about coloring shirts.
I donβt know why they all want to dye.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
Whatβs a coloring bookβs favorite drink?
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︎ Dec 07 2018
I wanted to get into coloring textiles
But I heard it was a dying industry.
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︎ Feb 09 2018
Every time I add food coloring to my butter chicken recipe
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︎ Dec 28 2017
I'm on a weight loss plan where I eat nothing but food coloring.
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︎ Jun 06 2015
I drank some food coloring
The doctor says I'm okay
But inside I'm dyeing
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I drank some food coloring and I dyed a little inside.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What happens when you drink food coloring?
You dye a little on the inside.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom...
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
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︎ Jul 25 2018
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day.
The doctor says Iβm OK, but I feel like Iβve dyed a little inside.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
I ate a teaspoon of food coloring
And now I'm slowly dyeing a little inside
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Food coloring
Yesterday I swallowed some food coloring. I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside
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︎ Apr 11 2017
I drank some food coloring by accident...
I feel like I dyed a little inside.
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︎ Mar 28 2015
I swallowed some food coloring today.
Doctor says Iβll be fine, but I feel like Iβve dyed a little inside.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring
The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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︎ Apr 20 2018
I can't believe I accidentally drank food coloring.
The doctor says I'll be fine, but it feels like I dyed a little on the inside.
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︎ Jun 28 2018
My wife asked me why I always put food coloring in my food.
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︎ Oct 26 2018
What happens when you eat too much food coloring?
You dye a little bit on the inside.
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︎ Apr 06 2018
What happened when the kid swallowed food coloring?
He dyed a little on the inside
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︎ Aug 30 2015
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring
My doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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︎ Aug 26 2016
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