What did the milky mushroom call the other mushroom who wouldn't stop making fun of it's pale complexion?

A shiitake-n mushroom.

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📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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My dad would feel at home in this sub

Coworker: My daughter actually just spent a year in Greece.

Dad: Oh really? How's her complexion?

Coworker: Huh?

Dad: Spending a year in grease can't be good for her skin.

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📅︎ Sep 06 2013
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After laying out by the pool

My siblings and I are comparing our complexions

Dad: None of you have the dogs beat, they're looking quite brown!

They have brown coats.

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📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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