Help needed for a colour pun
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.
What's a cat's favourite colour?
My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
Just some jokes about colours
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s green and smells like red paint?
Whats red and bad for your teeth
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
- I tell you, that came right out of the purple.
Colours making a phone call...
Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
What’s grey and can’t fly
What’s an angry dads favourite colour?
YELLow
yeah this is a shitty joke sorry
You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?
“Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
"I was teaching my son colours while I drove him to school."
"Primary?"
"No, he's in college."
What colour is a bear's socks?
They don't wear socks.
They have bear feet.
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
What's blue in colour and not heavy?
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you.
What colour is an instruction to cry out in pain?
My friend, Hugh, asked me if I was colour-blind.
"Where are you?" I replied.
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
What colour screams hello?
What do you call a colour you made up?
A pigment of your imagination
There's a Crayola colour called Benedict Cumberblue
They should make a batch of those.
What hair colour did the old Greeks have?
What's the association for gay colours called?
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
I just found out I’m colour blind.
The diagnosis came out of the purple.
What do you call a person of colour?
My optician has just told me I'm colour blind...
Well that came completely out of the green!
If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?
As a colour blind person, my favourite film is definitely Clockwork Magenta.
If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?
I misunderstood the purpose of the colour conference...
It was a red hearring, so I blue myself for nothing.
What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
Champagne (colour) supernova (car) if anyone didn’t know
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
It is said no two people see a colour the same
It's al just a pigment of your imagination
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
Purple is my favorite colour!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thank you. Dye
another day.
I was diagnosed as colour blind today.
It really came out of the purple.
What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?
What do you call a chameleon that doesn’t change colours ?
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