Help needed for a colour pun

I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTraveller264
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What's a cat's favourite colour?

Purr-ple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My least favourite colour is purple

I hate it more than blue and red combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hercules_ZH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.

I told them they were being gracist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uhh-Whatever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

  • dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

  • green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

  • a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

  • I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

  • blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

  • a car park
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djgw88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What’s an angry dads favourite colour?

YELLow

yeah this is a shitty joke sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahumanthatisdeded
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...

Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour

His father was a Carpainter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AccidentalPundit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?

His cones don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Still on colours.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Colour me surprised.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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β€œMr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”

Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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"I was teaching my son colours while I drove him to school."

"Primary?"
"No, he's in college."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What colour is a bear's socks?

They don't wear socks.

They have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What colour's the wind?

Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommosx56
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What's blue in colour and not heavy?

Light Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.

Until they are flashing behind you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What colour is an instruction to cry out in pain?

Yell "ow"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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My friend, Hugh, asked me if I was colour-blind.

"Where are you?" I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashie1985
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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It is said no two people see a colour the same

It's al just a pigment of your imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Purple is my favorite colour!

I like it more than blue and red combined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What colour screams hello?

Yellow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What do you call a colour you made up?

A pigment of your imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I was diagnosed as colour blind today.

It really came out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camocase
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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There's a Crayola colour called Benedict Cumberblue

They should make a batch of those.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumpkimstew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What hair colour did the old Greeks have?

Gray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-Feo-Door
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What's the association for gay colours called?

RGBT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustKebab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My wife hates the colour of her hair...

She's dyeing to change it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelummx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I just found out I’m colour blind.

The diagnosis came out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What do you call a person of colour?

A 'hue' man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiahcaraveo1998
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My optician has just told me I'm colour blind...

Well that came completely out of the green!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?

Burple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzard224
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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As a colour blind person, my favourite film is definitely Clockwork Magenta.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?

The Spring-colour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravisandesu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I misunderstood the purpose of the colour conference...

It was a red hearring, so I blue myself for nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?

A reptile dysfunction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rspies
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Champagne (colour) supernova (car) if anyone didn’t know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
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What do you call a chameleon that doesn’t change colours ?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/periwinklebarbie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?

James Bond: No thank you. Dye another day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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