I like it better than blue and yellow combined
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s green and smells like red paint?
Whats red and bad for your teeth
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
What’s grey and can’t fly
They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.
One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.
A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:
"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"
My mom was making a cup of tea and since I was getting something out of the fridge, asked me if I could pass her the "green" milk, wanting the skimmed milk that comes in cartons with green coloured caps.
Me: "No, we've only got the white stuff".
Made my dad proud.
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
We were shopping in the supermarket and he said that we needed milk.
>What colour milk meaning green lid for semi-skimmed, blue for whole milk
I'm not a dad, and not even English, but a friend's dad would make this joke:
Green green, green green...
Brown, brownbrownbrownbrown, brownbrown, brown.
But I'm pretty sure there was more colours in it than that. Can somebody help?