If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?

The Spring-colour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravisandesu
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Green is my favourite colour

I like it better than blue and yellow combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidCarter93
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

  • dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

  • green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

  • a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

  • I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

  • blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

  • a car park
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djgw88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What’s blue and not heavy

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SximplyAJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahwitz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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3 Muslim women walk into Hungry Jacks

One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.

A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:

"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kie723
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Not a dad, but caught my mom out with this once.

My mom was making a cup of tea and since I was getting something out of the fridge, asked me if I could pass her the "green" milk, wanting the skimmed milk that comes in cartons with green coloured caps.

Me: "No, we've only got the white stuff".

Made my dad proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Biscuit
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Help needed for a colour pun

I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTraveller264
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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My mate got me with this last night

We were shopping in the supermarket and he said that we needed milk.

>What colour milk meaning green lid for semi-skimmed, blue for whole milk


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πŸ‘€︎ u/DivinePrinterGod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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Help with remembering a joke?

I'm not a dad, and not even English, but a friend's dad would make this joke:

Green green, green green...


Brown, brownbrownbrownbrown, brownbrown, brown.


But I'm pretty sure there was more colours in it than that. Can somebody help?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epicentera
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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