The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.

Until they are flashing behind you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?

The Spring-colour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravisandesu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Actual dad joke I heard in the supermarket

A dad was with his daughter and she was looking for hair dye and he said... "Don't get that red colour you got last time, it made you a transginger"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What is blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold

Edit 2 : Wow that blue up

Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolecularPotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Is this true?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Just some jokes about colours

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • a carrot

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

  • dung

What’s green and smells like red paint?

  • green paint

Whats red and bad for your teeth

  • a brick

I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,

  • I tell you, that came right out of the purple.

Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!

What colour is the wind

  • blew

What’s grey and can’t fly

  • a car park
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djgw88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What’s blue and not heavy

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SximplyAJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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What do this joke and taking a sip of food coloring have in common?

They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahwitz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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Of the importance of colours

I had written out something I was supposed to read out with the first pen I could find, which happened to be red.

When asked why I had used this colour, my answer was:

"Well, it has to be read, hasn't it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthlinkdilemma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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