A list of puns related to "Colour Red"
Until they are flashing behind you.
The Spring-colour.
A dad was with his daughter and she was looking for hair dye and he said... "Don't get that red colour you got last time, it made you a transginger"
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
Whatβs brown and sounds like a bell?
Whatβs green and smells like red paint?
Whats red and bad for your teeth
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
Colours making a phone call... Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
Whatβs grey and canβt fly
Light blue
They'll both make you dye a little on the inside.
I had written out something I was supposed to read out with the first pen I could find, which happened to be red.
When asked why I had used this colour, my answer was:
"Well, it has to be read, hasn't it?"
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