What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
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What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My wife spent years perfecting blue box macaroni and cheese.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
not to start any debate but..blue is cool.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
How do you kill a BLUE elephant?
Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
How do you kill a PINK elephant?
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Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
"Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?"
"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
What's Blue and Yellow?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why was the cow award a blue ribbon?
The cow was out standing in his field.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned!
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Did you hear about the Minotaur they found under the Blue Mosque?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I like all cheeses, those blue ones, those aged ones, even those sliced ones...
but why does Trump want to make America grate again??????/
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︎ Nov 03 2020
How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What's the difference between red and blue thermometers?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
The other day, I thought my blue car had turned red
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What does the color blue do when it's done using the computer?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Whats blue and is in the ocean?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Darn, we blue it!
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︎ May 07 2020
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What is blue and smells like red paint
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Whatβs blue and smells like red paint
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint??
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Whats blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Whatβs blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Whatβs blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What is blue in color and not much heavy?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What is blue and not heavy?
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