Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
What is blue in color and not much heavy?
Whats blue and is in the ocean?
My grandpa walked in with a blue arrow on his forehead and smiled...
me: "what are you supposed to be?"
grandpa: "Im a boomerang"
What do you call a man covered in blue paint with a wrench taped to his hand?
What happens when you drop a red hat in a blue ocean?
I've got a pedigree toothless Norwegian Blue Parrot I want to enter in competitions
We can't decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery
It's an infantile problem
What do I have if I have 8 red LEGO bricks in one hand and 16 blue LEGO bricks in the other hand?
The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...
Breaking news: A red ship and a blue ship have collided in the Caribbean...
...apparently, the survivors are marooned.
Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"
Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.
Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"
In a one story house the walls are blue, the chairs are blue, the floor is blue, the lights are blue, the living room is blue, the bedrooms are blue, the kitchen is blue, even the air has a blueish tint. What color are the stairs?
The house is ONE STORY it has no stairs.
What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?
You said I seemed a little blue. That's funny because I am in fact turquoise.
My wife just called me and said, "Three of the girls in my office just got some flowers out of the blue! They're absolutely gorgeous!"
I replied, "That's probably why they got flowers then."
If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers
They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.
Traditionally, there are no blues used in oil paintings
Got into a country based pun battle on Facebook. That's me in blue.
imgur.com/a/QbXWa
My dog stepped in blue paint with two of his paws
Hairy pupper and the half-blued prints.
I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls
He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?
Neither team plays professional level Hockey.
What do you call a vegetable in a particular red white and blue pattern
Half-naked women get thousands of up votes; how many for our boys in blue?
Someone had to do it: http://imgur.com/a/N0Zah
Why can't a ginger play in a blue's band?
Because they have no soul.
Guy used to be in the army. Real good looking guy too. Blond hair, tall, blue eyes. But now tends to sick animals, helping to diagnose and treat them so they can get better.
Getting drunk is something you should do once in a Blue Moon
What's blue in colour and not heavy?
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Did you hear about the red cruise ship and blue cruise ship that collided in the Caribbean?
The survivors were marooned.
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