Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AffectionateNot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Heard the song "Don't Start Now" on the radio.

Told my kids: "If I have to listen to this song one more time, I am going to Dua Lipa off the roof".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucno
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.

"What was the other reindeer's name?"

"Um, Dasher?"

No."

"Dancer?"

"No. Olive."

"Olive?"

"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

I was very proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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The radio doesn't work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adorable-Ad-9754
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I boughta broken radio for a dollar that had the volume stuck all the way up!

Couldn't turn that down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishtire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaBear1718
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Did you know that there was a wedding that was broadcast over the radio?

The ceremony turned out wonderful but the reception was awful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRXAU
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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One of the local radio stations had a "Worst Pun" contest.

The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.

But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did the phone say to the radio when they got hooked up?

This is AUXhilarating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbyv69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.

"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"

"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kleefband
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife believes she's a satellite radio.

At first I thought she was kidding, but apparently she's sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?

Because they all have fowl mouths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massivevivid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I turned my daughter into a radio

She's not very e-static about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eggsy_anon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I turned on the car radio this morning but I think it’s broken.

All I heard was β€œFFFFFF”. Just white noise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Greenlung
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.

Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mh-98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Our toddler was complaining about the music on the radio, saying she didn’t like it.

I told her you need to listen to The Rolling Stones because you can’t always get what you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irishfirefaerie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Radios play music.

And that's a stereo type.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxx103
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?

A Wi-Fi thotspot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonRapist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I’m having trouble with my satellite radio.

It’s a Sirius problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dalonger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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In a radio contest for a new fence. Need a clever caption. Help me out??
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonbear85
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My friend was very excited that he passed his ham radio exam first try...

He had no reMorse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.

I told her, β€œIt doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Who's the cleanest radio host?

Showered Stern

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billmilk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My Friend Told Me He Identifies As A Broadcasting Radio Station

I told him β€œYou can’t be Sirius”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peperule34
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabagaba62
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I saw a radio the other day on sale for $1. It had a note stuck on it saying, β€œVolume stuck on full”

I though, β€œI can’t turn that down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wepehe
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I saw a radio on sale for only a dollar. Only catch was the volume was stuck on high.

I realized, I can’t turn this down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binaryPilot84
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

No it was with a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Yesterday I saw a radio on sale for a dollar. The sign said that the volume was stuck on full.

I thought, well, I can’t turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erbearlee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I was listening to the radio...

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I found a vintage radio for sale the other day that was stuck on full volume.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greenleaf_98
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Saw a radio for sale for only $2, wanted to buy it but the volume was stuck on full. Thought to myself...

... boy I just can't turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BDB384
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I saw an advert that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck of full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iaxeuanswerme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I saw an add that said β€œRadio for sale, $2, Volume stuck on full”

I thought, β€œI can’t turn that down.”

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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roblter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Today I saw an ad that said β€œradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max level”

I thought, well I just can’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squadcobra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I saw a radio for sale today for $1. Sign said its stuck on full volume.

I thought to myself "well I can't turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurplePoogle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.

I just knew I couldn't turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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