Hamish vs Andy microphone pun, puntastic.
Went to the store yesterday and bought a single cherry and some microphone equipment
Bought-a-Bing, Bought-a-boom
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
They were in four mints.
He was tucking in his shirt after the microphone was attached why ?
He talks from his ass.
I went shopping at a cherry stand and then a microphone store.
Bought a Bing. Bought a boom.
A man walks up to a microphone stand.
Man: would all the Mike's stand up please?
a few men stand up
Man: thank you, this concludes the Mike check
I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom.
I just saw Charlie Chaplin and Marcel Marceau throwing a microphone into the sea.
I guess it's true what they say: Great mimes sink a mic.
I own a microphone that was made in Poland.
I own a Czech one too.
Why did the ghost invest in a fancy microphone?
because he preferred to be heard in scary-o.
Did you hear about the microphone with lips? He was a loudmouth.
Did you hear about the microphone checker that got really drunk?
He had one two one two one two many.
Iβve installed podiums and microphones all over my ship.
Theyβre just for deck oration.
I bought a microphone so I can talk about different types of injuries.
Tear sting tear sting
What are two advantages of a singer not using an electric microphone?
Its cheaper, and better for the environment, so its Eco-no-mic
My dad wanted to know what microphone I'd recommend
He showed me his audio catalog and asked me for "sound advice".
I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
I went shopping for cherries and a microphone the other day...
Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
I went to go shopping for cherry's and microphones the other day
Bought a bing bought a boom
Purchased a cherry and a microphone
Bought a bing, bought a boom
Went shopping for a cherry and a microphone...
Bought a bing, Bought a boom..
I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day
Bought a bing, bought a boom
Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand.
Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
