What did the student say after visiting the Thomas Edison Museum?

I enjoyed being enlightened

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billgluckman7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why was Thomas Edison able to invent the light bulb?

Because he was very bright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memesneverdie77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Thomas Edison really lit up the scientific world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.

It was called AC/DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Thomas Edison was the type of guy who really knew how to light up a room.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, here’s my favourite:

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What do you call a stolen tesla?

A Thomas Edison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatWierdGinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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A son asks his dad..

Son: Is it true that a father will always be more knowledgeable than his son?

Dad: Of course!

Son: Who invented the light bulb?

Dad: Thomas Edison.

Son: If the father know so much more, why didn't he invented the light bulb instead?

Dad: Son, when it was lights out and dark, he was busy inventing Edison!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aweife
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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