Phonograph Puns

A list of puns related to "Phonograph"

Were you vaccinated with a phonograph needle?

Because it's been 15 minutes and you haven't stopped talking!

(This is a joke my dad said to me last night. He's 85 and in failing health so to hear him crack this joke really made me laugh & smile. Then this morning he called me saying he couldn't sleep last night because he worried the joke offended me. I told him hell no...it was hilarious! I love my dad!)

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👤︎ u/KlimRous
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Just for the record, I need a new phonograph.
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👤︎ u/devmittal_civ16
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Just for the record, I need a new phonograph.
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👤︎ u/devmittal_civ16
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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