If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?

Iā€™d Pick Nick.

šŸ‘︎ 17
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
šŸšØ︎ report
A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.

I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh

šŸ‘︎ 4
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
šŸšØ︎ report
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?

I would pick Nick.

šŸ‘︎ 13
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
šŸšØ︎ report
If I had to choose between eating my lunch at a park, or sitting at home watching Nickelodeon all day..

Iā€™d pick nick.

šŸ‘︎ 44
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
šŸšØ︎ report
Nickelodeon Australia has a word of warning this Father's Day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_dJDPgac0

šŸ‘︎ 43
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/DBones90
šŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
šŸšØ︎ report
What would you call the leader of a country run by Nickelodeon?

The Slime Minister (I'm sorry)

šŸ‘︎ 2
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/RationalGerm
šŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
šŸšØ︎ report
Classic Nickelodeon Dad Joke

http://i.imgur.com/0nptE2M.jpg

šŸ‘︎ 2
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/LastProtagonist
šŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
šŸšØ︎ report
Porkchop was a "Funnie" name for a dog

You will only get this if you watched " Doug"on Nickelodeon

šŸ‘︎ 3
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/brickbaterang
šŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
šŸšØ︎ report
My dad and I were having an argument.

When I was four years old, my dad and I got into an argument over who should get the remote control. Because I was significantly smaller and younger, my dad won the argument. I was angry, so I walked my little four year old behind to my grandma's house that was across the street. Grandma wasn't home, but the door was never locked, so I made myself a poptart and proceeded to watch nickelodeon until my mom got home from church. Once I had my fill of fruity pastry and child entertainment I walked back to my house where my mom was screaming at my father. "How could you let a four year old just go like that? Unsupervised!". My dad was silent. My mother continued, " it's like you don't care at all about me or our children!" Still nothing from dad. "Well this is the last straw!" my mom shouted, "I'm leaving you! Do you have anything to say for yourself?" My dad spoke softly, "hi leaving you, I'm dad."

šŸ‘︎ 19
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/Risky_milk
šŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
šŸšØ︎ report
I'm pregnant..

And I was just on the couch with my boyfriend watching old Nickelodeon Halloween specials. Our TV has this thing where it turns off randomly. Sometimes a lot, sometimes not at all. We were on the couch cuddling/kissing and talking about the baby and the TV suddenly turned off. My boyfriend pulls away for a bit, looks at the TV and says "Hmm, I thought something was.. Off.." šŸ˜

He's obviously preparing differently than I am for this baby.

šŸ‘︎ 48
šŸ’¬︎
šŸ‘¤︎ u/SwayingRhythm
šŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
šŸšØ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.