If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?

I would pick Nick.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ May 05
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My friend was in a hurry to go home and listen to old Nickelodeon boy bands

I don't really get why he was in such a big time rush.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/King_Dragmire
šŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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If I had to choose between eating my lunch at a park, or sitting at home watching Nickelodeon all day..

Iā€™d pick nick.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What would you call the leader of a country run by Nickelodeon?

The Slime Minister (I'm sorry)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/RationalGerm
šŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Nickelodeon Australia has a word of warning this Father's Day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p6_dJDPgac0

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DBones90
šŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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Classic Nickelodeon Dad Joke

http://i.imgur.com/0nptE2M.jpg

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LastProtagonist
šŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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Porkchop was a "Funnie" name for a dog

You will only get this if you watched " Doug"on Nickelodeon

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/brickbaterang
šŸ“…︎ May 23
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Dad Joke Survivors

Found this tragic interview with a number of survivors of dad jokes.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dolphins3
šŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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My dad and I were having an argument.

When I was four years old, my dad and I got into an argument over who should get the remote control. Because I was significantly smaller and younger, my dad won the argument. I was angry, so I walked my little four year old behind to my grandma's house that was across the street. Grandma wasn't home, but the door was never locked, so I made myself a poptart and proceeded to watch nickelodeon until my mom got home from church. Once I had my fill of fruity pastry and child entertainment I walked back to my house where my mom was screaming at my father. "How could you let a four year old just go like that? Unsupervised!". My dad was silent. My mother continued, " it's like you don't care at all about me or our children!" Still nothing from dad. "Well this is the last straw!" my mom shouted, "I'm leaving you! Do you have anything to say for yourself?" My dad spoke softly, "hi leaving you, I'm dad."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Risky_milk
šŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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I'm pregnant..

And I was just on the couch with my boyfriend watching old Nickelodeon Halloween specials. Our TV has this thing where it turns off randomly. Sometimes a lot, sometimes not at all. We were on the couch cuddling/kissing and talking about the baby and the TV suddenly turned off. My boyfriend pulls away for a bit, looks at the TV and says "Hmm, I thought something was.. Off.." šŸ˜

He's obviously preparing differently than I am for this baby.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SwayingRhythm
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