The Vinyl Countdown
They were revolutionary.
They didn’t see that well.
My dad was just flicking through a gadget magazine and was scoffing at the music section:
Dad: "It's weird how turntables have made a comeback, I remember a few years ago you couldn't even give them away"
Me: "Yeah, I guess the tables have turned"
Down on his farm, Old MacDonald was hosting his annual talent contest amongst his animals and announced that, this year, the theme was Shakespeare.
All of his livestock had been busily and excitedly rehearsing because they knew that 1st prize was to be a gigantic gazebo festooned with flashing electric lights, a glitter ball, a speaker system and turntables.
Competition was fierce; the chickens performed Othello, the horse chose Hamlet, the sheep Romeo and Juliet and the cow performed Richard III.
After much deliberation, the farmer and his wife ordered a hushed silence and announced: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."