Never go fishing with a dj
They keep dropping the bass
What do you call a ship that only has DJ’s onboard ?
Why are DJs bad fishing buddies?
Because they keep dropping the bass.
A misreading DJ walks into
What did the DJ say to the farmer?
Lettuce turnip our beets!
My DJ Friend helped me pack my stuff and move.
I told him he's a sound guy.
Why can't DJ's find work in the seafood industry?
Because they are always dropping the bass
What do you call a zombie DJ?
I was a DJ performing at a fishing dock
You should've seen it when I dropped the bass
Did you hear about the DJ that was late to his Gig???
Everyone was like, Gee MC......
Heard about this famous Swedish DJ once, forgot his name.
I used to be a DJ at Stonehenge
But I no longer mix in that circle.
The farmer decided to become a DJ...
... while he was putting down some sick beets!
The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
What do you get when you cross a DJ and a pig?
What do waiters and DJ’s have in common?
Their job is to turn tables.
Where do DJs get their information?
If putin was a dj he would be called
If you want to be a great DJ
You gotta start from scratch.
Why did the DJ go to Schrute Farm?
What do you call it when a DJ get's a heart attack?
Farmers are the best DJs
They can really drop the beet.
DJ Khaled's favorite number is 11 because it has another 1
What do you get when you ask a goat to be a DJ?
How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in a snowstorm?
Why are DJs terrible vegans?
They're always dropping the beet.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
What did the DJ name his son?
Why did the cat decide to become a DJ?
He heard there was a lot of scratching involved.
I just texted this to my wife, and she told me to get away from her. xD
I came up with this one as I was looking at my son's mouse pad he got for christmas. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07DGXR859/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Did you know that DJ Khalid's wife is pregnant?
She's expecting another one
What's DJ Khalid's favourite number?
11 cause there's another one.
Edit: sorry if you don't class it as a dad joke I thought that it's that bad it's funny
I'm the best Assistant DJ in the entire world....
In fact, I hold the record!
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
What did the DJ call his son?
DJ Steve Aoki has hung up his vinyls and gone into making biscuits
He's calling his new line DJSteve's
Why was the klutz such a good DJ?
He always dropped the beat.
What do you call a Disney movie starring a DJ?
What did the chef tell the DJ?
Those are some fresh beets!
Why did the DJ go to Costco?
Why can’t DJs find work in the seafood industry?
Because they are always dropping the bass.
What did the DJs say to the farmer?
Lettuce turnip our beets!
Why did the DJ go to the farmers' market?
Why don't you see DJs go fishing?
They keep dropping the bass
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