What do you get when you cross a DJ and a pig?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do waiters and DJβs have in common?
Their job is to turn tables.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
If putin was a dj he would be called
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︎ Sep 11 2020
The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
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︎ May 04 2020
If you want to be a great DJ
You gotta start from scratch.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Where do DJs get their information?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What's a dj's favorite dipping sauce?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why did the DJ go to Schrute Farm?
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︎ May 22 2020
What do you call it when a DJ get's a heart attack?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Farmers are the best DJs
They can really drop the beet.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What do you get when you ask a goat to be a DJ?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in a snowstorm?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Why are DJs terrible vegans?
They're always dropping the beet.
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︎ Jan 13 2020
What did the DJ name his son?
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Did you know that DJ Khalid's wife is pregnant?
She's expecting another one
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︎ Jan 12 2020
DJ Khaled's favorite number is 11 because it has another 1
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︎ Jun 29 2019
Why did the cat decide to become a DJ?
He heard there was a lot of scratching involved.
I just texted this to my wife, and she told me to get away from her. xD
I came up with this one as I was looking at my son's mouse pad he got for christmas. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07DGXR859/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Why don't you see DJs go fishing?
They keep dropping the bass
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I'm the best Assistant DJ in the entire world....
In fact, I hold the record!
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What's DJ Khalid's favourite number?
11 cause there's another one.
Edit: sorry if you don't class it as a dad joke I thought that it's that bad it's funny
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︎ Sep 04 2019
What did the DJ call his son?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Wicked new DJ
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︎ Sep 07 2018
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What did the bachelorette say to the DJ who was trying to steal her strawberry preserves?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
DJ Steve Aoki has hung up his vinyls and gone into making biscuits
He's calling his new line DJSteve's
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What do you call a Disney movie starring a DJ?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Why was the klutz such a good DJ?
He always dropped the beat.
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︎ May 09 2019
Why did the DJ go to Costco?
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︎ Mar 06 2019
What did the chef tell the DJ?
Those are some fresh beets!
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︎ Feb 02 2019
At a wedding party the dj yelled out "All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living".
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
I bet DJs are really good at running restaurants...
Because they really know how to turn-tables
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︎ Oct 13 2018
Ate 3 donuts in a row and I'm now feeling like dj khaled
A fat guy who wants another one
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︎ May 04 2019
Clumsy chemists are the best DJβs
Theyβre really great at dropping the base
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Why aren't more DJs Christian?
Because they are to busy practicing Wicca Wicca Wicca.
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Why did the DJ go to the pound?
To get a pair of woofers.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Why did the DJ ride the roller coaster?
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︎ Mar 08 2019
I was surprised when my Canadian friend sold his gym to become a DJ.
I asked, βWhy MC eh?β
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︎ Jul 26 2018
What is DJ Khaled's Bra Line Called?
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︎ Dec 07 2018
DJ Khaled played himself.
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︎ Jan 03 2018
Why did the DJ go to the farmers' market?
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Why are DJs clumsy?
Theyβre always dropping beats
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Number 11 must be DJ Khaled's favorite number.
Because it has another one.
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︎ Jul 09 2018
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