For my first birthday, my father gifted me a set of gaming cubes supposedly owned by Al Capone...

I've been spending most my life playing with a gangster's pair of dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerrDictator
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Alexander Hrustevich is dern good at playing the instrument that Weird Al plays...

But accordion to album sales, Weird Al is richer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Did Al Gore invent the algorithm?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snikerdoodlz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What made Al Gore so robotic?

His Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Al dente
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkLord9988
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A story of my friend Al

While on vacation to a Caribbean island, he was Tropic Al

As a master gardener, he is Botanic Al

When the people need a doctor, he is Medic Al

When he tells clever jokes, he’s Comic Al

He can look two ways at once as Bidirection Al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.

It was an AL Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Al Gore Beat-Boxing

What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping? An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0rionB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.

The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgrasso75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Fantastic pun, Al
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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After work why does Barack wants to be referred to as Al?

Because sweet home Al Obama....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks

But are experts in Crash Courses

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Oh Al
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yahyahyahhhh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.

Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar

The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RO-Red
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Al Gore was tapping his foot impatiently while waiting for the elevator to arrive. The guy next to him said "Nice Algorithm!"

Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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If Al Gore decides to make music, what genre will it be?

Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-harlot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What would Al Gore's music be called?

An algorithm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berndIam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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The sign-al frontier.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuffle-Tee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?

They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoDashie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Al Dente

When is it time to go to the dentist?

Answer: Tooth-hurty.

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Al Pacino had a grandson recently, but is still steaming at what his parents named him.

Cap Pacino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What's the difference between Al Capone and Anakin Skywalker driving an Uber

One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericpenguin314
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Al Gore really did invent the internet

It's why it uses ALGORithms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonJim1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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If Al Gore ever got into music, his first album should be called Al Gore Rhythms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hipster_Serpico
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?

Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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On Weird Al’s Instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuxedoGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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How does Al Gore play a drum solo?

Algorithmically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niggety
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...

Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.

He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toe-haver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."

Al Gore Rhythms...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genevieveoliver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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Salad al Assad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fringebiochemist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Did you know Al Pacino is awesome at crochet.....

.....he's a real scarf ace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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At the zoo there is a famous hippopotamus critic they named Al. There is only one problem.

He is hippo critic Al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/life_of_loki
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Al Gore should open a dance studio and name it Algorithm.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derricko31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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What did Al Pacino have done to correct his vision? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jordan_00
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Whenever Al Gore dances he's algorithmic. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/syndus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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If Weird Al ever did a spoof of Post Malone

He could be called Prov Olone and just do cheesy rap lyrics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Designed_To
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.

I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Al Gore

Dad: Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet, but did you know he also discovered internet rhythms that enhance searches? Son: No. Dad: Yep, they're called Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimbok5033
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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If Al Pacino owned & sailed his own boat, he would be...

Cap Pacino

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If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willscuba4food
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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How does Al Gore program music software?

By using Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scherz707
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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What would Al Gore name his mixtape

Algorithm

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