I watched Aladdin lastnight

it opened up a whole new world for me.

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why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin?

Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up

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Aladdin banned from flying carpet racing! Sources say…

…for use of performance enhancing rugs…

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What's Aladdin's favorite plant ?

Jasmine

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Did you hear about the new Aladdin movie staring on a ship?

I heard it's in a hull, new world!

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Aladdin: β€œI wonder what Jafar’s favorite cheese is....

Aladdin: β€œI wonder what Jafar’s favorite cheese is....

Genie: β€œI don’t know, ASK IAGO.”

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In the new live action Aladdin movie the villain is getting a chubby sidekick.

They’ll be called Jafar and Wide.

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What are Aladdin's favourite biscuits?

Jaffar Cakes.

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Genie from Aladdin makes a Dad Joke.. Favorite character ever! youtube.com/watch?v=kwfA1…
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My son was watching Disney's Aladdin for the first time

At the end of the movie, my son quoted the part where Aladdin wishes for the Nile, then quotes the Genie telling him No.

I looked at him and said, "The wish was deniled".

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Rewatched Aladdin tonight with my wife

At the scene when Aladdin was sent to the snowy mountain and the tower is rolling at him:

her: boy he has to time is just right!

me: he's waiting for the window of opportunity!

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What a madlad
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Dad and daughter come into the restaurant I work at. He was crackin me up the whole time.

They are looking through the menu and the dad points to the falafel appetizer.

Dad: How do you pronounce that one?

Me: Falafel?

Dad: No actually I feel great! Just a little bit hungry..

Daughter: (Face palm)

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EDIT: falafel sort of sounds like feel awful.

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and again..

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Dad orders his daughter a slice of cake for dessert.

Me: (to daughter) Here's your dessert. and (to the Dad) I brought you a fork in case you wanted some too.

Dad: Thanks! I love fork! (begins to pretend to eat fork)

Daughter: (absolutely mortified face of embarrassment.)

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I was invited to a fancy dress party with the theme of characters who find a magic lamp

I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin

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What do you call a genie made of asbestos?

A carcinojinn.

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I got my pre-teen daughter just now

She's showing me this toy of Iago from Aladdin. he has a hole in the bottom of him so he sits on Jafar's shoulder. She said "Jafar has this thing on his shoulder so that Iago that can sit"

"So what you're saying is that Jafar' has a real chip on his shoulder"

She rolled her eyes at me and didn't respond. Which is a real accomplishment!

Edit: now she's mad at me, because I'm wrong. because it's "not a chip" Classic pre-teen

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Passed by a young tattooed man playing with his kids at the grocery store

Wife calls out, "I can't find the jasmine rice. Do you see any?"

Man chuckles, "I don't know, have you asked Aladdin?"

I walked by them laughing quietly to myself and he and I grinned at each other

edit: formatting

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