He was feeling a bit blue
The Chicken Fettugenie!
It was too bazaar.
it opened up a whole new world for me.
Because the things he said werenβt aladdin up
β¦for use of performance enhancing rugsβ¦
Jasmine
I heard it's in a hull, new world!
Aladdin: βI wonder what Jafarβs favorite cheese is....
Genie: βI donβt know, ASK IAGO.β
Theyβll be called Jafar and Wide.
Jaffar Cakes.
At the end of the movie, my son quoted the part where Aladdin wishes for the Nile, then quotes the Genie telling him No.
I looked at him and said, "The wish was deniled".
At the scene when Aladdin was sent to the snowy mountain and the tower is rolling at him:
her: boy he has to time is just right!
me: he's waiting for the window of opportunity!
Ask Aladdin!
They are looking through the menu and the dad points to the falafel appetizer.
Dad: How do you pronounce that one?
Me: Falafel?
Dad: No actually I feel great! Just a little bit hungry..
Daughter: (Face palm)
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EDIT: falafel sort of sounds like feel awful.
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and again..
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Dad orders his daughter a slice of cake for dessert.
Me: (to daughter) Here's your dessert. and (to the Dad) I brought you a fork in case you wanted some too.
Dad: Thanks! I love fork! (begins to pretend to eat fork)
Daughter: (absolutely mortified face of embarrassment.)
I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin
A carcinojinn.
She's showing me this toy of Iago from Aladdin. he has a hole in the bottom of him so he sits on Jafar's shoulder. She said "Jafar has this thing on his shoulder so that Iago that can sit"
"So what you're saying is that Jafar' has a real chip on his shoulder"
She rolled her eyes at me and didn't respond. Which is a real accomplishment!
Edit: now she's mad at me, because I'm wrong. because it's "not a chip" Classic pre-teen
Wife calls out, "I can't find the jasmine rice. Do you see any?"
Man chuckles, "I don't know, have you asked Aladdin?"
I walked by them laughing quietly to myself and he and I grinned at each other
edit: formatting
