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Narnia Puns

A list of puns related to "Narnia"

I don't want you knowing what my favourite Narnia movie is

Because it's Narnia business

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👤︎ u/RedLMR56
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Walk in the woods

Two guys are walking through a forest when they come across a lamppost. The first guy turns to the second and says "Whats a lamppost doing out in the middle of knowhere" and the second replies. "That's Narnia business"

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👤︎ u/SirFallsAlot32
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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My dad asked me why there was a lion and a witch in the wardrobe?

I said its Narnia business

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👤︎ u/Poely002
📅︎ May 11 2019
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"Aslan, where are you going with that brief case, and why are you wearing a tie?"

"Narnia business."

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👤︎ u/dmomo
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do you call transactions made between a lion a witch and a wardrobe that are none of your concern?

Narnia business!

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👤︎ u/Souldrax
📅︎ May 06 2015
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What happens when four children lock themselves in a wardrobe?

That's Narnia business.

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👤︎ u/_otterinabox
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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Dad joked my mum and my gf while setting up an ikea wardrobe.

My girlfriend and I had just purchased a wardrobe from ikea in flat pack. As we were moving the wardrobe to our flat out from the my mum was walking to her car.

Mum- "Oh, that looks interesting. What are you doing"?

Me- "oh, we are going to Narnia"

Mum- ".... ok?"

Gf- "..... why didnt you tell her"?

Me- " because its Narnia business"

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👤︎ u/PersonallyDifferent
📅︎ Aug 23 2014
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What are you doing in that wardrobe?

Narnia business!

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👤︎ u/tyroneshoelaces121
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Dad: What are you doing in the wardrobe?

Son: Narnia business!

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👤︎ u/BlainetheMono19
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there.

He said "Narnia business."

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👤︎ u/FrightinglyPunny
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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What do a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe have in common?

Narnia business.

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👤︎ u/kipperAVL
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there

He said it was Narnia business

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👤︎ u/ctparkin
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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Why did the lion sneak into the wardrobe?

Narnia business

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👤︎ u/thanks_mrbluewaffle
📅︎ Jan 14 2016
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