I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short

I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?

He was left with only a semicolon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ph00p
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13
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Why was the writer comfortable in the army?

He was familiar with the magazines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconReign
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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As an aspiring writer, I always make sure to proofread carefully

Otherwise, I might accidentally some words out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewormPL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?

All of his stories had Twist endings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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Also true if you're a bad writer imgur.com/tj7O4N2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarronTrumpJr
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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They should just have been paperback writers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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From The Simpsons S30E03, My Way Or the Highway to Heaven, in which Ned is a trampoline salesman. The Simpsons writers surely love their puns. This is even funnier given Net's straight-laced nature and what the sign unwittingly implies. A classic double entendre.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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VP Joe Biden announced he has hired a female amputee speech writer.

He said she would be really good at stump speeches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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CC writer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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My son is a very persistent writer.

I have an author you can't refuse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EOattheinternet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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What can you hear whenever the writer of Futurama tells a dad joke?

Groening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gautamasiddhartha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Today I learned: The writer Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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This writer had a field day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverslade1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why do writers have to tell the truth?

Because if not, they would be called wrongers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ki11ah75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...

He named it Penman-Ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zberry97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What do i have in common with movie script writers

99.9% of the things i try to do gets rejected by everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_A_Footballer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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An essay had a picture of a young sheep. Nowhere did the writer cite where he got it from.

Where's the lamb source!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoruscareGames
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why did the writer go into a restricted area?

Because she’s an authorized person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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A condition that every writer fears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why do writers wait for movie end-credits?

for character count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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How many writers does it take? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconDes7royer4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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I went to high school with a Buzzfeed writer, and I remember him offering me $20 to hang out with him and his friends.

Turns out it was Clique bait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My friend asked β€œHow does it feel being a writer?”

It’s all write I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerMcSexy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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The writer of Harry Potter tripped and fell...

She was J.K. Rowling on the Floor

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An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writer’s block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.

Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, β€œWhy Euripides?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirate-fool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I was going through my twitter account, and remembered I write puns when I have writer’s block. Hopefully this counts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto-Erotic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Being a writer is enjoyable...

But the job of editor is more rewording.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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What do you call a second-rate writer?

A subscribe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chungus_Bung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What did Jesus say to the gospel writer?

"Mark, my words!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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My dad gave me some advice on writer's block.

"Forcing creative work is like forcing a fart...it will probably come out much worse than you had hoped."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drew9348
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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What's a writer's favorite thing to watch on TV?

Paper view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntidoteYYMBR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A writer tells his friend, "I once got fifty dollars a word!"

"I talked back to the judge!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenTree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad

I sea what you did there!

http://i.imgur.com/tEp5yIh.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparklekitteh
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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What do you call a letter that seems to be a submissive writer?

β€œA” likened sub-scribe

please kill me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wooden_shelf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Why didn’t the play-writer write in cafe?

He didn’t want to make a scene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sonictl16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Since writers always congregate at Starbucks,

that makes every street where Starbucks is located a "writers block".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASpellingAirror
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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So I went to a writer's contest..

The name of it was "The penultimate challenge".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmaninho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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What makes a great writer tick?

Tourette syndrome.

I'm going to hell for that one, huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanek2525
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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This Headline Writer Is Definitely A Dad imgur.com/q55JgH7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jooey_K
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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