To the dank side, poetry leads
How do you know when it’s time to post your dad joke poetry?
They started a poetry class at the local prison...
But I don't know how I feel about it... There are prose and cons
People said I would never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic.
But so far I've made two vases and a bowl and they turned out great!
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
What do you call an iguana that does poetry to a beat?
Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison.
Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons.
I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.
There's lots of prose and cons.
They told me I wouldn't be any good at poetry because I was dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely
They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.
They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic.
But so far I’ve made 2 Vases and a Jug and they are lovely.
My teacher told me I would never be any good at Poetry because of my dyslexia....
But so far I've made 3 vases and a jug.
My daughters was doing poetry homework and she asked me what rhymes with poor?
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
Dad tried to teach our Labrador to write poetry.
But he's not very good at it, it's more like doggerel.
I just went to a jail poetry slam...
...it was called Prose and Cons.
What's big and gray and wrote gloomy poetry?
They told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic
But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they’re lovely.
I started writing poetry recently
I think its coming along nicely.
I've started writing German poetry
I hate slam poetry...
I can’t stanza way they speak.
If you're going to steal some poetry, what should you consider?
They told me I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia
So far my jugs and vases have turned out fine
My timepiece hangs on the wall and recites short form poetry every hour on the hour.
The poet said something offensive at yesterday's poetry slam.
What's the difference between a group of journalists and an amateur poetry contest?
Say what you want about the group Anonymous, they've written some beautiful poetry over the years.
Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won
What do you call someone who argues in favour of the Greek god of the sun, poetry, medicine, and prophecy?
I’m thinking of opening up a workshop for Romany travellers to express themselves through poetry
It’ll be called Gyp-Prose
I've also started writing German Poetry
My little sister just discovered she loves the poetry of Edgar Allan Poe
She just can't stop Raven about it
A friend got me with this one she made up today: "What did Popeye say at the end of the poetry slam?"
"I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANZA AND CAN'T STANZA NO MORE!"
I'd like to see a lighthearted TV show called Prose and Cons- about the struggles of a poetry club in a prison.
There was a big poetry contest and it cane down to two finalists, an English proffessor and a native American. They had to improvise a poem from a word that the judges gave them. The word was Timbuktu...
The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:
Slowly across the desert sand,
Marched a lonely caravan,
Men on camel, two by two,
The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:
Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three gals in a pop-up tent.
They were three, we were two,
I bucked one, Tim bucked two.
I was reading a collection of poems when I stumbled on the gem "I brought a knife to this gun fight but last night I mugged a mountain so bring that shit on I've had practice" and I thought about how it must take some serious stones to do something like that.
No wonder my coworkers hate me.