My daughter told me she doesn’t like the Odyssey.

I told her: that’s odd, I see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?

Mangoes to the moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shouldExist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.

It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.

BONUS-

I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukeyHov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...

I hit a Homer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What did the police officer say when he caught the artist speeding in a Honda Odyssey?

Man you really make that Van Gogh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie, you odyssey it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBroseidon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I tried reading Homer's The Odyssey but couldn't understand a word of it

It's all Greek to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladstoneBrookes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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When playing Mario Odyssey, I asked my kids if they thought the tanks served a purpose...

...or are they tanks for nothing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperC142
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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My son told me the video game Super Mario Odyssey comes out tomorrow...

I told him he's just excited because Mario is always an awe-to-see!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterS42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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I told my English professor I didn't really think we should study the Odyssey or the Illiad...

...but he just kicked me out for being Homerphobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echopse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...

What follows is a transcription of our conversation

Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives

Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success

Me: He's just doing his Civic duty

Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight

Me: On their Odyssey through life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-L-Picard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Years ago, I had a job translating pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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