Why couldn't Homer Simpson make guacamole?

Because he forgot the avoca-d'oh!

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What does Homer use to make bread?

D’oh!

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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite karate?

Miyagi-doh

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What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?

Dough!

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What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?

"You're a simp, son!"

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What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?

"Doe!"

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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?

Cookie D'OH!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What video game system does Homer Simpson play?

Ninten-doh!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Homer Simpson is an alcoholic because he is following his dad's only piece of advise

Life's Duff!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Homer had a hard time writing factually.

It was his Achilles heel.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?

Dough!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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"I SAID BALD-HEADED, NOT FALLED-DEADED, Ned." -- Homer Simpson
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Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
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Homer
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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*Homer robbing a bank*

Homer: gimme the money

Guy at the bank: Give you the what?

Homer: d’oh!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?

D'oh nuts

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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What is Homer Simpson’s favourite fruit?

An Avoca-D’oh!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I tried reading Homer's The Odyssey but couldn't understand a word of it

It's all Greek to me

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Homer Simpson was driving down the highway and hit a deer...

It was a β€œdoh”.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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So if Marge and Homer Simpson are doing the dirty-do..

Does that make Marge a homer-sexual?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

A Doe!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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Today, we drove past Dairy Queen and my dad spurts out, "What is Homer Simpsons favorite blizzard?" "Cookie DOH!"
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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2014
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What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?

D'OH!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What's Homer Simpson's favorite drug?

DOPE!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?

D'oh!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite hardware?

D'oh nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?

D'oh!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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