Refrigerator.
I was parsley correct.
The vacuum cleaner, because it sucks!
May Onassis, she married into the Helmanns family.
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
...however my wife disagrees, and is no longer letting me use the washing machine.
The broom.
Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.
About thirty years, l'door v'door.
My word is lore.
I guess my first tipoff should have came with all the Raids. But it really came to light with all the Black Flags.
Dogs can't, but catscan
it is always very seedy.
I aDOOR it.
It was a coup-coup bird.
I couldn't give an answer right away bc it was a loaded question
I was petrified.
It’s true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
A crack-a-dial.
EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up
Fern-iture.
My mother has given birth to 5 boys, no girls, of which I am the oldest. Sitting at dinner after two of my younger brothers duked out, my mother begins...
"There are too many penises in this house!"
Dad replied, "Oh, you're just jealous."
"No, I'm not. I much prefer my boobs."
"Sounds like you're in denial."
I chimed in, "Don't you mean penile?"
I was rewarded with a hearty chuckle from my father and a roll of the eyes from my mother. The signs of a good days work.
