Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.

While my kids like it, my wife says it’s just a power trip.

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What do you call a post apocalyptic family

a nuclear family

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The Dalai Lama visited New York.

He decided to get a hot dog, asking,

"Make me one with everything."

(EDIT: Yes, I know it's old, there's a reason why I'm putting it here. You just have to imagine a nuclear family of four laughing at this except for the confused mother.)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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Telling a friend about applying for Hanford/Bechtel

I am M2F trans with 2 kids. Although I am very fem, the dad jokes still sometimes slip. Tonight, I was speaking with a friend on Facebook and this classic came out while talking about my job hunt and seeking a position with Hanford and/or Bechtel (a nuclear facility)

"Hopefully I'll get at least an interview. I hear that it's a pretty toxic environment, but if you're in, it's a big nuclear family"

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