I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.

I yelled out, "Oasis!"

Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
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If a male owl's sibling adopts a baboon,

then owl be a monkey's uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iceman838
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I wish Disney+ had decided to make Grogu the younger sibling of Yoda.

Then he could be named Broda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILoatheNickCage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Three siblings joined the marines together.

Semper Tri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
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I tell the FBI when I see two alligator siblings having sex.

I'm a gator-incest investigation instigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reesem03_
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What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?

His Sithsters.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McXhicken
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What do you call your sibling who doesn't eat her carbs?

Ketosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
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How does a baker with siblings for parents describe his occupation?

β€œI’m in bread”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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When your female sibling has a breakdown, it's a crysis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Sibling goals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do you call a kid who wants to cannibalise his siblings?

A munchkin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danchaput
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What does a trans woman call her biology female sibling?

Her Cister.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wishiwasntasub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why do people from Alabama always share their pants with their siblings?

To keep the best jeans within the family.

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Maria, Marcos, and Maveric were siblings. Maria was ploting a prank on her brothers, so being the good friend i am, i had to...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Have you heard of Post Malone’s siblings?

His older brother is called Pre Malone and his middle brother is called Present Malone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donttextspeaktome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?

Hey, Seoul Sister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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β€ͺI was studying cellular division when my sibling stepped on my foot

Mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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At my moms, siblings tag in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercenarychef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?

Pumpkin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwkwardGhost121
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What did Hulk Hogan say when his sibling got him a printer for his birthday?

Hell ya, Brother!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shark-Fister
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Who’s the pimple’s favorite sibling?

His cyst-er

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What do you call a baker whose parents are siblings?

Inbred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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I judge bad situations on how my siblings react

Today is a cry-sis crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What do you call Jewish siblings?

A Hebrew and a Shebrew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klowwd_BOT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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A son is telling his dad a story that he had learned in history class. The father’s other child constantly interrupted his sibling’s story. The dad had enough and told his interrupting child,

β€œStop interrupting! It’s not your story, it’s β€˜history.’”

Edit: not sure how to express the pun of the word β€˜history’ so to clarify, it’s a play on β€˜his story.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakebake800
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What did the cell say when his sibling stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty___mcfly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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If a sister sees her siblings about to get into trouble, what should she do?

Warner Brothers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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What do you call your sibling’s daughter, who is famous?

Star anise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tueieo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Kim Jong-Un's pretty cool but I'd like to meet his siblings

Kim Jong-Deux and Kim Jong-Trois

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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What do you call sleeping siblings?

Napkin.

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Was playing Broforce with my siblings.

My sis died and as soon as she was freed from the cage, she asked "Am I rescued?"

Could not resist and replied "Nope. You're adopted."

Sidenote: we're all blood related just to let you all know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxsight
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Here's a small insight of what my siblings and I have had to deal with our entire lives.

So, its the day "Clash of the Titans' comes out in theaters. My dad decides to take my brother and I, (we're all big fans), so we get there early and are waiting out in the lobby, my dad and brother go to the bathroom, I wait on a bench for them. A few minutes go by and I see them coming out, my dad giggling at himself, my brother red with embarrassment, and some men behind them laughing.. I want to know, but do I really want to know?

"What did you do?"

He proceeded to tell me of how he overheard some guys chatting about how excited they are for the movie, then realized everyone in there was probably going to see the same movie we are, so he thought it would be a good idea to get in the conversation. He calmy unzipped his pants and yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" as he peed.

And that was all he said.

My poor brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterMegan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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We were at a restaurant with my newly adopted siblings. The youngest (4 years old) "dad-joked" our dad.

Setting: At a restaurant with my newly adopted brother and my parents.

The server comes to the table and gets our drink orders, introduces herself, etc. After she walks away the following conversation ensues.

Brother: Did she say her name is Shinomy?

Dad: Shinomy?

Brother: She don't know you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dforderp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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Got my fiancΓ©e and her teenage siblings over group chat

Me: "Hey, have you guys heard of that new rapping toast?"

Them: "No, who?"

Me: "He crumbles under pressure and calls himself Ludacrust."

Them: Collective groans.

FiancΓ©e: "You are way too proud of yourself."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero_divide_1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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My dad is pretty short compaired to his siblings

My dad walks in, and I hollar, "Whatcha up to Dad?" Dad: "Oh about 5"7 and still growing!" Facepalms insue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HookahGirl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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What do you call your sibling who doesn't eat her carbs?

Ketosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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