Well, if you incest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FitsumAdmasu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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What do you call a child conceived by incest?

A gross domestic product

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Incest=Wincest right?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyeyamstewpig
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I started a catering business for incest parties.

It's called Oedipal Arrangements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
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For sex there is incest. For murder there is fratricide. For cannibals there is

munchkin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghakajin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I have a joke about incest...

But the punchline is a bit of an aunty-climax

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Some people like incest jokes. Some people don't.

Its all relative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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If you incest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esiuoloulou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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It's well known that incest was rampant among the English nobility...

But did you know that the Earl of Sandwich was completely inbread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alphthesacred
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What insect has high cholesterol

A butterfly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A guy just told me that my wife and my daughter look like sisters.

I told him, β€œWell, they were separated at birth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Snow isn’t a problem in Muslim countries...

... but ISIS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wedgewizard
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My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"

What a strange way to start a conversation with me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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I finally hooked up with the girl who said, β€œYou’re like a brother to me”.

I said, β€œWell, if you incest”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shareef501
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I tell the FBI when I see two alligator siblings having sex.

I'm a gator-incest investigation instigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reesem03_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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When is a Dad joke not a Dad joke.

When it's told by a Catholic Priest.

Then it's a Father joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanek2525
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Dad: Would you rather kill a goat or a matter baby? Daughter: What’s a matter baby?

Dad:Nothing, what’s the matter with you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jxngles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why is it so hard to solve a crime in Alabama?

Because everyone has the same DNA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Dad isn't a marvel fan

So I put on hulk cosplay and I send a pic of myself to pops

     Dad? Guess whose this?? <<

>> A virgin.

Fml

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggersouls_2001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Can we do something about u/analwhore6969?

He's been trolling this subreddit for a bit and posting comments reffering to incest and random stuff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GD_Toxin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
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What do you call a brother and sister who marry eachother for financial gain.

An incestment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mentalman92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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My sister just walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to do it

I said, "Well, if you incest"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catapult_Power
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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How do you call a baby born out of incest?

A domestic product

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CringyTemmie
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