Adultery Puns

A list of puns related to "Adultery"

My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin

But by god did I love thy neighbor

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👤︎ u/Purple_ferret1
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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Adultery is a sin!
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👤︎ u/SirRoadconeTheThird
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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My Dad always taught me that in adultery there are no winners

but participation is more important than winning

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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Adultery is wrong...

You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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If adults commit adultery...

If adults commit adultery, do infants commit infantry?

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👤︎ u/djdanlib
📅︎ Jul 27 2013
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How to get an A on everything:

Commit adultery in a 17th century puritan town.

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👤︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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On the joys of growing up

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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👤︎ u/Dinosaurking88
📅︎ Mar 16 2017
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Adultery is a Sin

You can't have your Kate and Edith too!

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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