Treason Puns

A list of puns related to "Treason"

Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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My dress shirts all committed treason.

So they were sentenced to hanging.

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👤︎ u/BabyEinstein2016
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why was the tree arrested

Treason

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👤︎ u/Lemur124
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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where do treasonous people shop for groceries?‬

‪Traitor Joe’s. ‬

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👤︎ u/Domthehuman1
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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This made my day
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👤︎ u/MadaraUchihax
📅︎ May 16 2018
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I usually don't tell dad jokes...

But when I do,he laughs.

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👤︎ u/deathshotCS
📅︎ Jun 25 2017
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Why was the Christmas tree on trial?

Treason.

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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What is Donald Trump's favorite car?

Dodge Caravan

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👤︎ u/jc2pointzero
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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Star Wars forums are full of such...

...forced jokes.

I'll show myself out.

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👤︎ u/Argon1124
📅︎ Jul 23 2017
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If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians

it would be treason.

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👤︎ u/wotmate
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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A tree rallied political rallies, what was he arrested for?

Treason

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👤︎ u/NboyMedia
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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My son pointed at a tree and said “Wow, look at that bush”

I corrected him and said “That’s not a bush, it’s a treason”

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👤︎ u/geomads
📅︎ May 14 2018
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The tree tried to kill its president.

I don't know the reason for its betrayal, but I'm sure it was treason.

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👤︎ u/TREXADRON
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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What do you call a traitorous acorn?

Treason

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👤︎ u/GrayestOfBears
📅︎ May 22 2017
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In other news, today a military arborist was tried and hanged...

...for committing treason.

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👤︎ u/programminggeek
📅︎ Jun 11 2016
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My Dad's proudest moment was actually my joke....

We're walking into Home Depot or Lowe's sometime in November 2007. For whatever reason (probably $) this store had displayed their Christmas trees by tying a rope around the trunk a few strong branches down from the top and hanging them to normal level from the rafters instead of mounting them in some sort of water. My dad makes some comment about this "Oh, look, they hung the trees."

Without thinking or even realizing what I'm about to say, I respond: "They must have committed High Treason."

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👤︎ u/footstepsfading
📅︎ Aug 14 2013
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