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So they were sentenced to hanging.
Traitor Joe’s.
But when I do,he laughs.
Dodge Caravan
...forced jokes.
I'll show myself out.
it would be treason.
Treason
I corrected him and said “That’s not a bush, it’s a treason”
I don't know the reason for its betrayal, but I'm sure it was treason.
...for committing treason.
We're walking into Home Depot or Lowe's sometime in November 2007. For whatever reason (probably $) this store had displayed their Christmas trees by tying a rope around the trunk a few strong branches down from the top and hanging them to normal level from the rafters instead of mounting them in some sort of water. My dad makes some comment about this "Oh, look, they hung the trees."
Without thinking or even realizing what I'm about to say, I respond: "They must have committed High Treason."
