Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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My dress shirts all committed treason.

So they were sentenced to hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BabyEinstein2016
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where do treasonous people shop for groceries?‬

β€ͺTraitor Joe’s. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
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This made my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadaraUchihax
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Why was the Christmas tree on trial?

Treason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
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I usually don't tell dad jokes...

But when I do,he laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathshotCS
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What is Donald Trump's favorite car?

Dodge Caravan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc2pointzero
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Star Wars forums are full of such...

...forced jokes.

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Argon1124
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If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians

it would be treason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wotmate
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A tree rallied political rallies, what was he arrested for?

Treason

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NboyMedia
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My son pointed at a tree and said β€œWow, look at that bush”

I corrected him and said β€œThat’s not a bush, it’s a treason”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geomads
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The tree tried to kill its president.

I don't know the reason for its betrayal, but I'm sure it was treason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TREXADRON
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What do you call a traitorous acorn?

Treason

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayestOfBears
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In other news, today a military arborist was tried and hanged...

...for committing treason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/programminggeek
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My Dad's proudest moment was actually my joke....

We're walking into Home Depot or Lowe's sometime in November 2007. For whatever reason (probably $) this store had displayed their Christmas trees by tying a rope around the trunk a few strong branches down from the top and hanging them to normal level from the rafters instead of mounting them in some sort of water. My dad makes some comment about this "Oh, look, they hung the trees."

Without thinking or even realizing what I'm about to say, I respond: "They must have committed High Treason."

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