I asked a conspiracy theorist if they knew who really won the election. They saidβ¦
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︎ May 05 2021
Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
You can't tell me that's a coincidence
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︎ May 12 2020
Did you hear about the tin can conspiracy?
The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
A conspiracy enthusiast told me that to many nose swabs for Covid could cause brain damage.
I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What do conspiracy theorists and sandwiches have in common?
They're both full of baloney.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?
People are always trying to cover them up.
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︎ May 24 2020
All these conspiracy theorists just spinning yarns.
They are nothing but loom and doom.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
A had a fight with a conspiracy theorist.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.
Now that's what I call a loco-motive.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
My dad once talked about the normalization of conspiracy theories around Covid-19
"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."
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︎ May 29 2020
Hereβs an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
Theyβre just optical illusions.
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︎ May 16 2020
Eduardo Moreno tried to crash his train into a Navy hospital ship to expose a supposed conspiracy
Thatβs a crime with a loco motive
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...
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︎ Dec 11 2019
sorry if this has been posted already; from r/conspiracy
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︎ Oct 11 2019
r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.
Youβre being brain washed.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
2 conspiracy theorists stumble upon each other,
it can't be a coincidence
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networksβ¦For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly youβre a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
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︎ May 22 2019
What do you call a conspiracy theory blood sucker that lives on the moon?
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︎ Jun 06 2019
The government should watch out for the sweater conspiracy theory.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Have you heard the conspiracy that mother nature has small breasts?
They say she's a flat earther.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
Did you hear about the 7/11 conspiracy?
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︎ Feb 05 2019
[request] Conspiracy theory jokes/puns
I'm making a very silly game based on conspiracy theories. Chemtrails, flat-Earthers, aliens that kind of thing.
I need a ton of jokes and puns. Plz help.
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︎ Jan 03 2018
I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.
I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"
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︎ Oct 01 2018
Have you heard the conspiracy theory about the two single beds?
The conspiracy theory was debunked.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
Did you hear the conspiracy about almonds secretly controlling the world?
They're called the illuminutty.
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︎ May 04 2013
I found the conspiracy section of the library...
...it's back and to the left.
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︎ May 17 2016
BREAKING: INTERNAL NINTENDO CORRESPONDENCE REVEALS SHOCKING NES CLASSIC SHORTAGE CONSPIRACY
They're calling it the New NES memo
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︎ Feb 03 2018
I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.
My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.
DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...
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︎ Nov 28 2013
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar...
You can't tell me that's just a
coincidence.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar
You canβt tell me thatβs just a coincidence.
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