I asked a conspiracy theorist if they knew who really won the election. They said…

β€œYes thank Q”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keilly
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's a coincidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Did you hear about the tin can conspiracy?

The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inTRONet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A conspiracy enthusiast told me that to many nose swabs for Covid could cause brain damage.

I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...

It was all COVID up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msboogers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do conspiracy theorists and sandwiches have in common?

They're both full of baloney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

People are always trying to cover them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLittleBearClaw
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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All these conspiracy theorists just spinning yarns.

They are nothing but loom and doom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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A had a fight with a conspiracy theorist.

I just can't believe it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeanW137
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.

Now that's what I call a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KROMATIXX_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My dad once talked about the normalization of conspiracy theories around Covid-19

"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.

They’re just optical illusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Eduardo Moreno tried to crash his train into a Navy hospital ship to expose a supposed conspiracy

That’s a crime with a loco motive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shantron5000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...

...was an inside job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulcandrifter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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sorry if this has been posted already; from r/conspiracy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robosheepz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.

You’re being brain washed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3talh3ad05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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2 conspiracy theorists stumble upon each other,

it can't be a coincidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S_yNtaX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal

Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What do you call a conspiracy theory blood sucker that lives on the moon?

A lunar tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGrimBleeper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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The government should watch out for the sweater conspiracy theory.

It is a thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobilub04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Have you heard the conspiracy that mother nature has small breasts?

They say she's a flat earther.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnarwalbacon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Did you hear about the 7/11 conspiracy?

It was a part time job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_versacechachi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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[request] Conspiracy theory jokes/puns

I'm making a very silly game based on conspiracy theories. Chemtrails, flat-Earthers, aliens that kind of thing.

I need a ton of jokes and puns. Plz help.

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I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.

I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nman130
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Have you heard the conspiracy theory about the two single beds?

The conspiracy theory was debunked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexjkt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Did you hear the conspiracy about almonds secretly controlling the world?

They're called the illuminutty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayresian999
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2013
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I found the conspiracy section of the library...

...it's back and to the left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baikeru
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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BREAKING: INTERNAL NINTENDO CORRESPONDENCE REVEALS SHOCKING NES CLASSIC SHORTAGE CONSPIRACY

They're calling it the New NES memo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainTudmoke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlesunnymay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skydivinghuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar...

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoShittyTacos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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