SPOILER ALERT
So I decided to just cut to the chase.
A gunspiracy theory.
Did you know if you watch jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach? :D
Like the holes in a container,
To let the the characters breathe and live.
Me: "Hi confused, I'm Mom"
Cemetery groundskeeper: I guess you can say I’ve made a grave mistake.
an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.
Remaking due to spelling error.
Because he had one tract mined.
It wasn't up to snuff.
That's the last thing I need.
We’re in grave danger
It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.
You could say I'm living my life paycheck to Palahniuk
Spiderman is sent to Australia to combat a new deadly villian and is being called "Spiderman Home and Away"
Because the moral of the story is >!"Everything will work out in the end... once you deal with the Dam problem!"!<
I have to say, I had grave reservations when I left.
Twister
They were graphing a helix all along.
It’s about time...
Turns out that idea was Taken
Lots of ups and downs.
It was foiled
A rare glimpse of a slice of life
An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.
The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.
The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.
The moral of the story?
The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
Never gets old.
I halve to know
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
Then I thought to myself "This is the last thing I need."
