Have you ever heard the plot to the movie β€œCars”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BesottedCoot
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When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.

So I decided to just cut to the chase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megaWatson
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What do you call a plot centered around firearms?

A gunspiracy theory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilDebbo
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Secret jaws plot

Did you know if you watch jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach? :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
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Why do stories have plot holes?

Like the holes in a container,

To let the the characters breathe and live.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
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Son: "all these plot twists are making me confused"

Me: "Hi confused, I'm Mom"

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Man: You buried my grandmother in the wrong plot!

Cemetery groundskeeper: I guess you can say I’ve made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
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"The plot thickens"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
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Sneak preview of new atar wars plot

an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.

Remaking due to spelling error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
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This is the plot of 1984.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharan_x
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Whoever you are, I will plot a revenge in your garden...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpy_ass
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Alice should have never found wonderland. But she found a 'plot hole'.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jely_ben
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Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?

Because he had one tract mined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EurassesDragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Plot twist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Plus_Memes
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
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I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself

That's the last thing I need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AF-firm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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The plot thickens. And not a small bit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teuntie05
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My local cemetery is looking to resell mine and my wife’s burial plots to a new buyer...

We’re in grave danger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jardnose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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1st comment is for the plot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DPNx_DEATH_xPL
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I made a Dot Plot Graph in 2 minutes for my Science project

It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werewolf640
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I'm going broke trying to model my life based on the plot of "Fight Club"

You could say I'm living my life paycheck to Palahniuk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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They've announced the plot for the third spiderman movie!

Spiderman is sent to Australia to combat a new deadly villian and is being called "Spiderman Home and Away"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John-Waters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Just finished watching Frozen 2 with my kids. I am convinced a Dad came up with the plot.

Because the moral of the story is >!"Everything will work out in the end... once you deal with the Dam problem!"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LitterDuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I went to buy a funeral plot in preparation for my eventual death...

I have to say, I had grave reservations when I left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vercalos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Which movie has the greatest twist in its plot?

Twister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Plot Twist:

They were graphing a helix all along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perverseverence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My friend said he always had trouble understanding the plot of the Back to the Future movies, but he finally got it.

It’s about time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlJo27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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The plot thickens... imgur.com/kNRnBx9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolindbe
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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I was once playing twister with my friends and I was going to win but then I fell.... And I woke up... what a plot TWIST
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πŸ‘€︎ u/malama2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired cia agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in paris.

Turns out that idea was Taken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
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I watch Baywatch for the plot.

Lots of ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/britbax08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What happened to the bacteria's plot to eat my sandwich?

It was foiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/58008upsidedown
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The movie's plot was showing average day-to-day operations of the pizza shop

A rare glimpse of a slice of life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king...

An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.

The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.

The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.

The moral of the story?

The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notyourreality
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Plot Twist (x-post from /r/ExpectationVsReality)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waka42
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I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxf
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My ex wife wants my burial plot.

Over my dead body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
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I rip a good book apart to find out the plot twist

I halve to know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
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So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.

The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parth556
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The plot thickens.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/m0rph3r
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I saw an ad in the newspaper for burial plots

Then I thought to myself "This is the last thing I need."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself "This is the last thing I need."
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