Son: "all these plot twists are making me confused"

Me: "Hi confused, I'm Mom"

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Man: You buried my grandmother in the wrong plot!

Cemetery groundskeeper: I guess you can say I’ve made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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It turns out that Ron's cameo had nothing to with the real plot of Fantastic Beasts.

It was quite a good red herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedNas07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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"The plot thickens"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Sneak preview of new atar wars plot

an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.

Remaking due to spelling error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Someone asked me why I wouldn’t tell them the plot of the movie Rubber.... I told them:

No reason

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Alice should have never found wonderland. But she found a 'plot hole'.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jely_ben
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Whoever you are, I will plot a revenge in your garden...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpy_ass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?

Because he had one tract mined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EurassesDragon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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This is the plot of 1984.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharan_x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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My local cemetery is looking to resell mine and my wife’s burial plots to a new buyer...

We’re in grave danger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jardnose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I made a Dot Plot Graph in 2 minutes for my Science project

It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werewolf640
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Plot twist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Plus_Memes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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I saw an ad in the newspaper for burial plots

Then I thought to myself "This is the last thing I need."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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The plot thickens. And not a small bit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teuntie05
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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1st comment is for the plot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DPNx_DEATH_xPL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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They've announced the plot for the third spiderman movie!

Spiderman is sent to Australia to combat a new deadly villian and is being called "Spiderman Home and Away"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John-Waters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I'm going broke trying to model my life based on the plot of "Fight Club"

You could say I'm living my life paycheck to Palahniuk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Just finished watching Frozen 2 with my kids. I am convinced a Dad came up with the plot.

Because the moral of the story is >!"Everything will work out in the end... once you deal with the Dam problem!"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LitterDuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Which movie has the greatest twist in its plot?

Twister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Plot Twist:

They were graphing a helix all along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perverseverence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I went to buy a funeral plot in preparation for my eventual death...

I have to say, I had grave reservations when I left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vercalos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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My friend said he always had trouble understanding the plot of the Back to the Future movies, but he finally got it.

It’s about time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlJo27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I watch Baywatch for the plot.

Lots of ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/britbax08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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The plot thickens... imgur.com/kNRnBx9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolindbe
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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The movie's plot was showing average day-to-day operations of the pizza shop

A rare glimpse of a slice of life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired cia agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in paris.

Turns out that idea was Taken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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What happened to the bacteria's plot to eat my sandwich?

It was foiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/58008upsidedown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king...

An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.

The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.

The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.

The moral of the story?

The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notyourreality
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Plot Twist (x-post from /r/ExpectationVsReality)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waka42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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My ex wife wants my burial plot.

Over my dead body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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I rip a good book apart to find out the plot twist

I halve to know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.

The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/parth556
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2014
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The plot thickens.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/m0rph3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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Grave Plot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenobiaXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2014
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This book has a pretty huge hole in the plot.

http://i.imgur.com/PZ0P1Pr.jpg

Got momjoke'd by my girlfriend's mom while visiting them. Found it in an antique store.

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Made this dad joke at dinner. Plot twist: I'm an 18 year old girl.

Family friend to me: That's why I like your dad so much. He's frank. Me: No, no, he's PATRICK.

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I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself

That's the last thing I need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AF-firm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself "This is the last thing I need."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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