Me: "Hi confused, I'm Mom"
Cemetery groundskeeper: I guess you can say I’ve made a grave mistake.
It was quite a good red herring.
an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.
Remaking due to spelling error.
No reason
Because he had one tract mined.
It wasn't up to snuff.
We’re in grave danger
It wasn't the most accurate, but it gets the point across.
Then I thought to myself "This is the last thing I need."
Spiderman is sent to Australia to combat a new deadly villian and is being called "Spiderman Home and Away"
You could say I'm living my life paycheck to Palahniuk
Because the moral of the story is >!"Everything will work out in the end... once you deal with the Dam problem!"!<
Twister
They were graphing a helix all along.
I have to say, I had grave reservations when I left.
It’s about time...
Lots of ups and downs.
A rare glimpse of a slice of life
Turns out that idea was Taken
It was foiled
An ancient Babylonian general was involved in a plot to overthrow the king. But, the plot was uncovered, and the king threw him in jail.
The general managed to escape and he fled to a ziggurat several kilometers away to meet his followers. Unfortunately, the ziggurat was one of several in the area, and he wasn't sure his men would find the right one. So, the fugitive general lit a small fire to signal them.
The other generals of the king's army saw the smoke coming from the ziggurat, and they rushed over and killed him.
The moral of the story?
The searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats can be extremely hazardous to your stealth.
Never gets old.
I halve to know
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
http://i.imgur.com/PZ0P1Pr.jpg
Got momjoke'd by my girlfriend's mom while visiting them. Found it in an antique store.
Family friend to me: That's why I like your dad so much. He's frank. Me: No, no, he's PATRICK.
That's the last thing I need.
