Last Mystery Pun For the Week, Enjoy.
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︎ May 09 2019
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift
That's why it's called PRESENT.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"
Apparently it's a Soap Opera.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What's another name for a rabbit mystery?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Whatβs the most effective way to write a murder mystery?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Mystery un-loched
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I recently started writing a mystery novel....
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︎ Nov 10 2020
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What do you call appetizers at a murder mystery party?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why did the detective fail to solve the mystery?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Unsolved mystery
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︎ May 18 2020
I bought a murder mystery jigsaw.
I'm still trying to piece it together.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery
When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Have you heard about the mystery writer who was a Chubby Checker Fan?
All of his stories had Twist endings.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Big mystery at the police station, someone stole all the toilets
Now they have nothing to go on.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I solved the mystery of the open luggage!
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︎ Feb 08 2020
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Cozy mysteries are a gold mine
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︎ Jul 31 2019
What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Iβm reading a murder mystery in braille, the tension is palpable.
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︎ Jun 16 2018
So I just finished a Murder-Mystery novel that featured an egg as its protagonist. Its author?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
What Disney character solved the most mysteries?
Quasimodo. He always had a hunch.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Why a man wants to get married is a mystery to some. Why he would want to marry more than one wife...
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Unsolved Mysteries
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︎ Jun 17 2019
My wife: Sometimes you're a mystery
Me: But usually I'm a Mr. W.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
Scooby Doo and the Mystery Inc. are clearly from Colombia
They make it very clear in every episode that theyβre MedellΓn kids.
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︎ Oct 24 2018
Who you gonna call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
Why is this mystery so hard to solve?
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︎ Oct 08 2018
What do you call a murder mystery about desserts?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
Need help coming up with a punny Murder Mystery title
I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.
It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?
EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!
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︎ Apr 17 2013
"Kids, Iβve been thinking of writing a mystery novelβ¦"
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︎ May 23 2017
I was reading a book about the mystery of anti-gravity
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︎ Dec 24 2017
Why anyone wold want to get married is a mystery to me
Why anyone would get married to two people at once is a bigamistery.
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︎ Dec 04 2013
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and another to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in most of the way and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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︎ Feb 03 2018
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