How do you keep someone in suspense?

By doing the following:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kappro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flabbersmacker
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The suspense is killing me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
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A good name for a serial killer would be β€œthe Suspense”

That way when he’s killing me I could say β€œthe suspense is killing me” and we could have a great laugh before I die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
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Do you know why it's important to keep someone in a state of suspense?

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I'll take my leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimgamertv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
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Can you feel the suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
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Wanna know how to keep idiots in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpillsMcDribble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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The crowd watched in suspense as the man attempted to scale the building whilst eating an apple

They feared he may have bitten off more than he could chew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucaewings27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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β€œThe Suspense”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzAAli
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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How do you keep people in suspense?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PR0CR45T184T0R
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How do you keep a fool in suspense?

I'll tell you next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thought152
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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...of Suspense!

https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/98oik0/my_wife_thinks_im_lazy_but_in_reality_im_a_master/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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How do you hold a moron in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxler3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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The suspense must be killing them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farcicer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What's the secret for building suspense?
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Wanna know the secret to building suspense?
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What’s the best way to keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Dad: How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

Child: how? Dad: I'll tell you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PL3BSW3G
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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What’s similar about keeping someone in suspense and procrastination?

I don’t feel like it right now, I’ll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mydixiewrekd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

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I got my dad while watching a suspense show

The characters walk into a room with ears hanging from the ceiling. I slowly turn around, smile, and say "That room is pretty ear-ry"

I them laughed sy my own dumb joke for the next couple of minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainQWO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanzoHasSushi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How do you keep a person in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
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How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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how do you keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewingBear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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how do you keep someone in suspense?

ill tell you tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell ya later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missile500
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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How do you keep someone in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/careerpathlost
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanflynnnn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swannyboy13
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xdegenerate
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How do you keep someone in suspense?

I’ll tell you later

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How do you keep someone in suspense?

I’ll tell you tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrCracker_69
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acc_12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Do you want to know how to leave someone in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eaglewhakinator
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/somekindahuman
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How do you keep a kid in suspense?

I'll tell ya later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coxand
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How do you keep a subreddit in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/azsin401
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll tell you next week...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freakinhuge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2015
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How do you keep a boy in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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