Uncertainty Puns

A list of puns related to "Uncertainty"

I was going to open a distillery this year, but after all this uncertainty, I've decided to call it off.

It's a whiskey business, after all.

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👤︎ u/Larrymobile
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.

As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y

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👤︎ u/hashsmasher
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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'Wanna hear something dodgy?' asked my girlfriend with an air of uncertainty.

I said, 'Sure.'

She sighed.

'I saw you and your ex studying Pythagoras' theorem in the library.'

'Oh, you did?' I asked.

She paused. 'So, how do you explain that?'

'Easily,' I replied. 'It's when the square on the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.'

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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I tried looking up synonyms of confusion.

But I came away with uncertainty and disorientation.

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👤︎ u/EtraNosral
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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