What's the most indecisive shoe?

The flip-flop.

(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What do you call a indecisive bee ?

Maybe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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My therapist told me I’m too indecisive

but really I’m just not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What was the indecisive fly overheard saying?

I’m not sure about these debates, I’m really on the Pence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Am I indecisive?

I can never tell... I’m just not sure? Maybe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poiuy03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What did the indecisive blind man say when the genie asked him what his three wishes were?

Ummm... let me see...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhladczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Which is the most indecisive month?

May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reverse_mango
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Wife thinks I’m indecisive

I’m not sure though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virtual-Prime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Did you know Shakespeare was indecisive about the vitamins he took?

B2 or not B2, that was the question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Grocery Store

I took my son to the store to get some ingredients for dinner. We were having Mexican food, and when we got to the aisle with the salsa, my son stared indecisively at the shelves. After a good minute, he still hadn’t made a decision and I knew my wife would be wondering what was taking so long.

So I told him,

β€œSon, pick up the pace.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sing_Argent_Aria
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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what do you call it when someone is indecisive about which yarn to buy?

knit-picky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My wife tells me that I am too indecisive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I used to be indecisive,

Now I'm not quite sure.

-My Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodBonesBare
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call an indecisive body of water?

Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeroengast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What does a dog crave when it is indecisive, cold, and angry?

Hmm Brr Grr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigapefellow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Never be indecisive about drinking rum with a pirate.

He’ll give you an β€˜R’ before your β€˜um’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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My sister is really indecisive. When I bought her that red phone cover she always wanted she returned it and bought a blue one, then she returned that one and bought the red one again!

I knew that would be the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chongdog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Which instrument is the most indecisive?

The p-yeah-no

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southmax
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What happens when an indecisive person meet and unavoidable decision?

I'm not sure yet but I can't seem to get around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesusloveskfc
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What is an indecisive businessman's favorite article of clothing?

It's a tie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benagain1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do indecisive people wear?

Flip flops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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What kind of tea do indecisive people drink

Uncertain-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Isenstar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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The other day, my Dad asked me if I was indecisive

At first I said no, then I said maybe, then I said I can't decide if I was or wasn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambopulous
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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My son hates that I’m indecisive

I’m not sure how to feel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/messedupET
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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The one about the indecisive rower...

...he couldn't choose either oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shibby_rj
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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What do you call a small, indecisive insect?

A mite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToadvineChigurh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2017
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Why didn’t the indecisive man jump into the pit?

He was in a hole lot of doubt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flaccid_Emu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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For a second, I couldn’t decide what underwear to buy.

It was a moment of brief indecision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybejaeby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I used to be indecisive

Now I’m not so sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepeggys
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I thought I was indecisive

But now I’m not too sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I used to be indecisive

But now I'm not so sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orion_Levy2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call an indecisive bee?

A maybe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maria_von_Trapp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I used to think I was indecisive...

But now I’m not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phagemakerpro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What bee is most indecisive?

A May bee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herdertree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I used to be indecisive

But now I am not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooperateryan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I used to think I was indecisive

But I’m not really sure now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CixelsydDb4d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I used to think i was indecisive, now I’m not sure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PretzelFlipFlops
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

Now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LolaLaMafiosa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I used to be indecisive, but not I'm not so sure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyCritter83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I used to think that I was indecisive

Now I'm just not sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExpertAccident
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I use to be indecisive...

But now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkblade1805
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I used to be indecisive

Now, I'm not sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themanrook
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

But now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepfordayz679
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I used to think I was indecisive

Now I’m not so sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My friend thinks I'm indecisive

But I'm not sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackatron07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I used to be indecisive .

Now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colacubeninja
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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I used to be indecisive

But I’m not so sure anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakesquadgames
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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I used to be very indecisive.....

..... but now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmatic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.

Me: I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.

Them: Are you sure?

Me: Ummm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HayyyU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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