What's the most indecisive shoe?
The flip-flop.
(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What do you call a indecisive bee ?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
My therapist told me Iβm too indecisive
but really Iβm just not so sure.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What was the indecisive fly overheard saying?
Iβm not sure about these debates, Iβm really on the Pence
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Am I indecisive?
I can never tell... Iβm just not sure? Maybe?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What did the indecisive blind man say when the genie asked him what his three wishes were?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Which is the most indecisive month?
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︎ May 04 2020
Wife thinks Iβm indecisive
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Did you know Shakespeare was indecisive about the vitamins he took?
B2 or not B2, that was the question.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Grocery Store
I took my son to the store to get some ingredients for dinner. We were having Mexican food, and when we got to the aisle with the salsa, my son stared indecisively at the shelves. After a good minute, he still hadnβt made a decision and I knew my wife would be wondering what was taking so long.
So I told him,
βSon, pick up the pace.β
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︎ Apr 25 2021
what do you call it when someone is indecisive about which yarn to buy?
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︎ Dec 21 2019
My wife tells me that I am too indecisive
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I used to be indecisive,
Now I'm not quite sure.
-My Dad
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What do you call an indecisive body of water?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
What does a dog crave when it is indecisive, cold, and angry?
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Never be indecisive about drinking rum with a pirate.
Heβll give you an βRβ before your βumβ
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︎ May 23 2019
My sister is really indecisive. When I bought her that red phone cover she always wanted she returned it and bought a blue one, then she returned that one and bought the red one again!
I knew that would be the case.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Which instrument is the most indecisive?
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︎ May 15 2019
What happens when an indecisive person meet and unavoidable decision?
I'm not sure yet but I can't seem to get around it.
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︎ May 17 2019
What is an indecisive businessman's favorite article of clothing?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
What do indecisive people wear?
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︎ Sep 12 2018
What kind of tea do indecisive people drink
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︎ Aug 11 2017
The other day, my Dad asked me if I was indecisive
At first I said no, then I said maybe, then I said I can't decide if I was or wasn't.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
My son hates that Iβm indecisive
Iβm not sure how to feel
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︎ Jul 30 2018
The one about the indecisive rower...
...he couldn't choose either oar.
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︎ Sep 12 2017
What do you call a small, indecisive insect?
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︎ Oct 22 2017
Why didnβt the indecisive man jump into the pit?
He was in a hole lot of doubt.
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︎ Mar 18 2018
For a second, I couldnβt decide what underwear to buy.
It was a moment of brief indecision.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I used to be indecisive
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I thought I was indecisive
But now Iβm not too sure.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I used to be indecisive
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call an indecisive bee?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I used to think I was indecisive...
But now Iβm not so sure.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What bee is most indecisive?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I used to be indecisive
But now I am not so sure.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I used to think I was indecisive
But Iβm not really sure now.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I used to think i was indecisive, now Iβm not sure.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
I used to think I was indecisive
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︎ Sep 25 2019
I used to be indecisive, but not I'm not so sure.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I used to think that I was indecisive
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︎ Oct 02 2019
I use to be indecisive...
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︎ Jul 06 2019
I used to be indecisive
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I used to think I was indecisive
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︎ Apr 01 2019
I used to think I was indecisive
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︎ Sep 05 2018
My friend thinks I'm indecisive
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I used to be indecisive .
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︎ Feb 10 2017
I used to be indecisive
But Iβm not so sure anymore.
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︎ Jan 09 2018
I used to be very indecisive.....
..... but now I'm not so sure.
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︎ Nov 02 2017
I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.
Me: I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet.
Them: Are you sure?
Me: Ummm...
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