Whenever I say anything to my horse, he denies it, refuses it, opposes it, or is skeptical or cynical about it.

He's a real neighsayer.

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📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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My friend said that all bartenders are boring, which was a bit cynical in my eyes.

I think they're intoxicating people.

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📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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I finally graduated from college so my cynical dad surprised me with a homemade card...(x/post from r/funny) imgur.com/a/4xLXM
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📅︎ Sep 12 2013
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