I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions.
Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?"
"Why is it in a bucket?"
I mustache you a question...
Me: hey babe, I mustache you a question
Hubby: ok but just so you know, eyebrows google. And if you ask me too many questions, eyelash out.
Me: lol post that on r/dadjokes
Hubby: I mean I would, but I feel like everybody already nose
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Celine Dion is offering me financial advice. But she just keeps asking one question:
"How do I get you a loan?"
My computer asked me a Question.
My Pc asked me if it would ever be like a PlayStation or Xbox.
I told him no.
he's Inconsoleable.
Scientists frequently say to question everything.
Dad joke question: has any rap song ever ended with “that’s a wrap!” Or “time to wrap it up”?
I would like to know this song.
What question can you never answer with a “yes”?
Question:
Did I already post my amnesia joke?
What’s big, grey, and asks a lot of questions?
A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.
Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.
Don’t you just hate people that answer their own question?
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
... why are you ignoring me?
I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.
My 8 year old nephew attended his first wedding. But his cousin had a question for his after the ceremony.
"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"
"16!"
"How did you figure that out."
"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!
I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.
A student asked "what if you're ugly?'
As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...
I mustache you a question...
...?
Can you shave it for later?
Important questions being asked
I have a serious question...
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)
I have a genuine question
Jen, you in the living room?
Question: What are doldrums?
USPS Questions
Should tortillas be sent flat rate?
Is armor headgear sent over knight?
Is an addicts mail tracked?
Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate?
Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class?
Should the IRS send return receipts?
just wondering...
I have one question for victims of ninjas...
Question
Why is today not National ballerina day?
I mean it is 2-2 after all
A simple question from my 6 year old son.
A meteorite is a small meteor, right?
Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
Don't question the context.
Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?
Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.
She was mad enough to leave the room...
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”
My son was about to ask me 1 million questions about everything.
I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
Which question can come to first, but never last?
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
"Why am I being timed? I just asked a question.."
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
Can I axe you a question?
Never mind you’d chop at it.
Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
Question
Did I already post my amnesia joke?
Dad, can I ask you a question?
Dad, can I ask you a question?
What do you get when you cross a dad joke with rhetorical question?
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