I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions.

Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?"

"Why is it in a bucket?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
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Serious question....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imaspinkicku
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I mustache you a question...

Me: hey babe, I mustache you a question

Hubby: ok but just so you know, eyebrows google. And if you ask me too many questions, eyelash out.

Me: lol post that on r/dadjokes

Hubby: I mean I would, but I feel like everybody already nose

🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Celine Dion is offering me financial advice. But she just keeps asking one question:

"How do I get you a loan?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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My computer asked me a Question.

My Pc asked me if it would ever be like a PlayStation or Xbox.

I told him no.

he's Inconsoleable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poppop8532
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Scientists frequently say to question everything.

Why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dhaynes99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Dad joke question: has any rap song ever ended with β€œthat’s a wrap!” Or β€œtime to wrap it up”?

I would like to know this song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What question can you never answer with a β€œyes”?

β€œAre you sleeping?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Question:

Did I already post my amnesia joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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What’s big, grey, and asks a lot of questions?

A Why-noceros

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoswede
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A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.

Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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Don’t you just hate people that answer their own question?

I do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_chicken314
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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

... why are you ignoring me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viperclutch101
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
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My 8 year old nephew attended his first wedding. But his cousin had a question for his after the ceremony.

"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"

"16!"

"How did you figure that out."

"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.

A student asked "what if you're ugly?'

As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
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I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, β€œWill you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...

β€œI do!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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I mustache you a question...

...?

Can you shave it for later?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidHill76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Important questions being asked
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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I have a serious question...

So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaset
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.

His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"

"Or should I spread them apart?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tis-a-pirate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.

I said, "Sure, why not?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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I have a genuine question

Jen, you in the living room?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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I am, without question..

A terrible journalist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Question: What are doldrums?

Answer: Barbie's bongos.

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USPS Questions

Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolt470
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I have one question for victims of ninjas...

..Who hurt you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Question

Why is today not National ballerina day?

I mean it is 2-2 after all

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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A simple question from my 6 year old son.

A meteorite is a small meteor, right?

Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...

You must be from Mars, eh?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Don't question the context.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodTastingDad
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Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?

Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.

She was mad enough to leave the room...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moar-coffee-plz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Dentists always ask dumb questions like β€œwhen’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Axolotl questions
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My son was about to ask me 1 million questions about everything.

I said " Chucky Cheese"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...

I finally worked it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Which question can come to first, but never last?

First question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittyreaper88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthieunc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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The most important question before choosing your future wife ...

Which is witch ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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"Why am I being timed? I just asked a question.."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Castille_92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.

He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStoneX1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Can I axe you a question?

Never mind you’d chop at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe_mama_89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:

...could be pro-limb-attic!

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Question

Did I already post my amnesia joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Dad, can I ask you a question?

You just did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bp1108
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Dad, can I ask you a question?

You just did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bp1108
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke with rhetorical question?

Hmm.

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